@michaelbsacks

Writer. Vanity Fair/The New Yorker. From MD/DC/VA. Author 13 books/audio comedies. 3 NY Times best-sellers. New audio comedy w/ Chris Elliott coming in 2026!

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Joined May 2009
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Boy, can I wait to see this! theguardian.com/stage/2026/o…

860 review – Billy Crystal’s charisma powers rambling one-man play

The veteran actor charms with stories about his colorful life and losing his home in the LA fires while taking jabs at Trump

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I went down to New Orleans to profile Twisted Teens Come for the answers to those pervasive questions (How do you write three addicting albums in one year? Who even are they and where did they come from?) stay for their stories as lifelong vagabonds pitchfork.com/story/twisted-…

Twisted Teens Hit the Big Time

A bunch of train-hopping crust punk fiddle players end up in New Orleans, sign a deal with Sub Pop, and put out three incredible garage rock albums in one year. How did this happen? We head down to...

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It's pretty funny. The age spot on my penis is in the shape of a heart!
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“But he remembered Democrats are crazier than his ex.” Jesus hell.
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On sale now for only $12.46! amazon.com/Poking-Dead-Frog-…
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Terrific documentary about a brilliant comedic mind @netflix
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She has my vote foxnews.com/politics/fire-al…
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PawPaw, I miss you so damn much. For a Holocaust survivor, you did real good, sir.
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Idea for a documentary about comedy: don’t know yet but Judd Apatow will produce. Excited!!
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I’m sure God is just absolutely devastated
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Each time I drink or smoke, I think: There goes 3.5 hours off my life sitting in front of a TV watching "Wheel of Fortune" at top volume with my Caribbean nurse
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It's weird. I found chess impossible to learn but easy to master.
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Will always treasure the memory of being rejected by the producer in his office with the framed “Little Nicky” poster behind him.
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Should've known this day was gonna be real bad when cops surrounded my house and shot dead the alien creature I've been hiding for the past 25 years
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Would this make her a member of the half a mile high club?
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Feeling lazy today
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Call me naive, call me egotistical, call me whatever, but when the phone rang this morning, my very first thought was, "2026 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine?!"
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Need a recording studio in Manhattan for an hour tomorrow to record an actor for my latest project. Anyone know of any good ones? Thanks.
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Wanna feel old? It’s been forever that U2 has sucked.
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