Yankees lose! Thaaaaaaaa Yankees lose!

Mookie Betts. Why can’t we get players like that? @RedSox @boblobel

Hey ⁦@weatherchannel⁩, maybe stop doing live shots in front of a sprinkler. #hurricanemilton #tampa

When Uber eats can’t find the address

Storrow Drive here we come. Just kidding, I’m not an idiot.

Congrats to the @USWNT on gold! LFG!

This is in my outdoor shower. Should I? A. Take a shower or B. Burn the house down?

Falmouth is full. This is not a drill. Stay home!

Breaking (and dangerous) news: French bakery opens a satellite shop in Woods Hole within sniffing distance of my morning commute!

Wednesday vibes! It’s honestly a little cool by the water. #sorrynotsorry

Kyrie looks flat! @celtics

It wasn’t me! Honest!

Tough ending to a great first season. Excited for the future!

I know the ⁦@SteamshipMA⁩ has bigger problems - eliminating boats, a labor dispute, and an overdue website - but there is nothing like a rainy morning to remind us that their $2.2 million weather coverings are useless because they don’t allow passengers under them.

Our street sweeper hauls …

The @NHLBruins should have Kevin Millar wave the flag Friday night. Get the Garden rocking. “Don’t let us win tonight!”

In my best Inigo Montoya (Princess Bride) voice: You keep using that word “on time”, I don’t think you know what it means. ⁦@SteamshipMA⁩

McAvoy has been terrible in these playoffs

Fore!