Sobreviviente del Apocalipsis maya del 2012.
Monterrey, Nuevo León
Joined September 2012
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Oscar Vasquez retweeted
Investors: “Show us the game you’re working on.”
BioWare: “It’s basically a nonbinary tale fetish.”
Investors: “Are you sure this is going to sell?”
BioWare: “Sell?”
BioWare dies.
Somehow, it’s the Arabs’ fault. Lmao.
Oscar Vasquez retweeted
Important to remember that in 1940, most of Hitler’s advisors argued against an invasion of France. On paper, the French were stronger in key areas. A few of his staff even threatened to resign.
He made the call to invade entirely because he thought they were faggots.
And he was right.
Oscar Vasquez retweeted
> Build successful studio
> Cater to young males
> Adopt DEI
> Inject "non-binary" woke BS
> Refuse to listen to gamer "bigots."
> Fails
Oscar Vasquez retweeted
"You look huge."
"Thank you."
Linemen banter is the best. 😂
@insidetheNFL Week 6 Mic'd Up on X
Oscar Vasquez retweeted
Claaaaaaro que esta gente iba a pedir chupe con bengalas y de a dos morras cada uno.
¿Mis prejuicios? Intactos.
Oscar Vasquez retweeted
The rings are just too big nowadays. You can’t actually wear them.
Meanwhile Clyde wears his two rings every day.
Don’t get me wrong, the 2026 rings are awesome. But if I had to choose, I’d want something I can actually wear. Something that reminds me every day for the rest of my life about what I earned.
Oscar Vasquez retweeted
DYING at him digging the golden tablets out of the end zone at the 30 second mark 💀💀💀
