Andy Molitor (@AndyMSFW) | teapawt

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@AndyMSFW1 Dec 2024

There are a few videos that I’ll stop scrolling for and watch for the thousandth time

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re: 4th down throwaway To be fair to Washington, this is like the first time they have had an impressive lapse in understanding the game situation

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God hates the NFC East and is going full Old Testament on them over the past few weeks

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Diggs is gonna be sore as hell

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If you're not gonna pressure Purdy at all, Kyle is just gonna fucking dice your ass all night. Kinda gotta dial something up

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has anyone seen an explanation for the part where they kept Hurts up for 36 hours?

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@AndyMSFWOct 19

I guess I expected Dallas’ defense to look like poop from a butt. The offense though, fucking yikes.

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@AndyMSFWOct 18

I was rooting for AZ for survivor reasons, but a tiny part of me was still sad because the punter making the extra point would have been a nice feel-good story (and now no one gives a shit)

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@AndyMSFWOct 18

You shouldn't fire Mike McDaniel, but teams do stupid things all the time, and the Chargers just scored 6 points. I think he'd likely find a job the same day if he wanted.

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@AndyMSFWOct 18

Josh Allen would kill that Dr. Pepper scholarship football toss game

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@AndyMSFWOct 18

this live total was 37.5 for a bit in the 1st quarter when the going was tough to start

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@AndyMSFWOct 16

Bout to go full Kelly Clarkson on this fascist rock shop

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@AndyMSFWOct 18

bought a geode instead because they were very nice, as it turns out

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Andy Molitor retweeted

The Brisket@brisketwwOct 18

NFL week 6 @DeepDivePod cliffs notes. Better late than never. Hope everyone and @whale_capper @AndyMSFW has a weekend.

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@AndyMSFWOct 16

The head of lettuce hadn’t even gotten to room temp yet

@NewsWire_USOct 16

KATIE ZACHARIA TRANSITIONING OUT OF HER ROLE AS PRESS SECRETARY: FOX

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@AndyMSFWOct 16

The big lake they call Gitche Gumme

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@AndyMSFWOct 16

Oh good, 10 extra minutes of watching these two QBs fumblefuck around

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@AndyMSFWOct 16

Makes a guy wonder how much money Al Michaels has lost at the horse track

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Starting to watch Lost with the wife. I like the cut of this Jack guys jib. One of the plane crash guys is one of the hobbits I’m pretty sure

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@AndyMSFWOct 11

Mystery list after 4 episodes 1. Island monster 2. Locke walking 3. Guy in the suit 4. Polar Bear 5. French distress signal

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@AndyMSFWOct 15

KOREAN LADY SPEAKS ENGLISH!?!

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Andy Molitor retweeted

Carrie Coon@carriecoonOct 14

Happy Sudden Departure Day to those who celebrate. #October14 #TheLeftovers #HBO

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@AndyMSFWOct 13

It’s cool how much hockey is on today but they should really start it at noon

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