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Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined March 2009
I'd rather be thrown into an active volcano than see your #Facebook Review of the Year.
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🎶 ONE-NIL TO THE ARSENAL 🎶
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They say the Royal Family is a tourist attraction. So is Legoland, and it doesn't get a £100m sovereign grant from the taxpayer.
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it all gets a little crazy when REAL sportswashers walk in the room
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Incredible to think Man City, Man United and Spurs could all be playing in the Championship next season
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"Get lost! How dare you ruin what's part of our country, our DNA in this country." Ian Holloway had some very strong words when asked about the Man City charges.
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Gus Fring’s impact on Albuquerque: Providing employment to local workers. Supported local charities and community causes. Made substantial donations to DEA charitable events. Donated to Walter White’s cancer treatment fund. Shall we ignore his drug operation?
Sheikh Mansour’s impact on Britain and Manchester goes far beyond football: 🏦 Helped rescue Barclays during the financial crisis 🏠 Thousands of new homes in Manchester 🏗️ Major regeneration of East Manchester 🎵 Helped deliver the £365M Co-op Live arena 🏨 New hotels and commercial developments 👷 Thousands of jobs created 🏆 Bought City’s first FA Cup trophy and donated it to the National Football Museum ⚽ Transformed #ManCity into a global football powerhouse A legacy far bigger than football. 🩵
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Man City’s entire defence and foreseeable future relies on this legal principle
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Hiya @etihad I want to fly to Australia but I've only got £400. Can you see if the government can pay the rest?
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Etihad threatening to sue. UAE reportedly intimating that UK investment could be pulled. A Prime Minister couching any criticisism. If this sorry saga doesn't convince you that state ownership of football clubs should never be allowed, nothing ever will.
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Our thoughts go out to all those Man City fans who've spent the last few years replying angrily to tweets
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"Do you apologise to football fans? The Premier League says 'sham' contracts, is this a 'sham' club?" @RobHarris questions Man City chief executive Ferran Soriano after the club was found guilty of all charges related to Premier League's financial rules trib.al/YimvoPJ
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Man City’s fixture list 2027/28
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Pep. You can take all your medals, and all your caps, and all your pots and pans and chuck them in the biggest fucking dustbin you can find. Because you never won any of them fairly. You did it all by bloody cheating……
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Removing comedy sketches because the iPlayer curators assume the public can’t handle intent or context isn’t protecting anyone - it’s just lowering the bar until nobody’s allowed to be funny without a signed risk assessment.
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Maybe Chelsea should try and amortise three points
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Hyrox is just Brew Dog PE
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David fucking Raya
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