Paul F. Tompkins · Sep 26, 2018 · 12:45 AM UTC

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@PFTompkins26 Sep 2018

One of the cool insider perks of showbiz is that when you sign in for an audition you can sometimes see the name of a famous person who signed in before you who will definitely play the role you’re auditioning for

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Joseph Michael Smith · Feb 7, 2018 · 8:49 PM UTC

Joseph Michael Smith@goforJoeSmith7 Feb 2018

Jerry Seinfeld on #metoo, Louis C.K. and Harvey Weinstein: "It's not the... youtu.be/MRmmxkIY6G4 via @YouTube

Jerry Seinfeld on #metoo, Louis C.K. and Harvey Weinstein: "It's not the industry, honey."

In an interview with Channel 2's Dana Weiss, Jerry Seinfeld shares ...

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Jim Norton · Feb 2, 2018 · 12:12 AM UTC

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@JimNorton2 Feb 2018

If you’re a person who watches videos on an airplane without using headphones, you’re a cunt.

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Joseph Michael Smith · Jan 26, 2018 · 11:05 PM UTC

Joseph Michael Smith@goforJoeSmith26 Jan 2018

Are hashtags case sensitive? Myself and my back pimples are curious. #mountaindew

Bukowski Quotes · Jan 20, 2018 · 7:07 PM UTC

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Bukowski Quotes@bukowski_quote20 Jan 2018

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Paul F. Tompkins · Jan 21, 2018 · 7:03 AM UTC

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@PFTompkins21 Jan 2018

Please. You must listen to me. Were you followed? They will kill me for telling you, but you must tell the world. The world must know. Come close... There is... A SIXTH MAMBO.

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Pete Holmes · Jan 21, 2018 · 4:06 AM UTC

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@peteholmes21 Jan 2018

the only thing worse than scrolling mindlessly through instagram is sitting behind someone and watching *them* mindlessly scroll through instagram

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bert kreischer · Jul 19, 2017 · 2:48 AM UTC

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@bertkreischer19 Jul 2017

New Podcast is UP!!!! Booze & money!!! BERTCAST #243 – @AriShaffir, @BigJayOakerson, @TonyHinchcliffe , & ME bertcast.com/?p=599

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Joseph Michael Smith · Jun 2, 2017 · 6:07 PM UTC

Joseph Michael Smith@goforJoeSmith2 Jun 2017

I really miss the bits that @bertkreischer would put on the front end of his podcasts. Sprinkle them in, I loved em!

Joseph Michael Smith · May 26, 2017 · 7:06 PM UTC

Joseph Michael Smith@goforJoeSmith26 May 2017

His biggest fear: sink holes His favorite porn: quick sand It's a mad mad mad mad mad mad world folks. Love ya @bertkreischer

Seth Rogen · Mar 25, 2017 · 11:01 PM UTC

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@Sethrogen25 Mar 2017

.@realDonaldTrump xitter.cf/seanspicer/status/2296…

Sean Spicer

@seanspicer29 Jul 2012

Wish I could be on the golf course but have to work - must be nice to be President

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Joseph Michael Smith · Mar 19, 2017 · 1:52 PM UTC

Joseph Michael Smith@goforJoeSmith19 Mar 2017

We're going to build a ring of fire, and the flames just got higher. #karoakeTrump

Kristen Schaal · Mar 18, 2017 · 3:49 AM UTC

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@kristenschaaled18 Mar 2017

Guys, I fire Donald Trump in my mind every 5 minutes.

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billy eichner · Mar 16, 2017 · 3:25 AM UTC

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@billyeichner16 Mar 2017

"I never forget." This is eveything you need to know about this sad little man. The most insecure person in the universe. xitter.cf/politico/status/842116…

POLITICO

@politico15 Mar 2017

Trump asks Michigan's governor to join him for a photo op "even though you didn't endorse me"