PGA Golf Professional. All views are my own. “God damn it Gary”
Clydebank, Glasgow
Joined January 2011
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I was 93.1% perfect today.
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I was 95.3% perfect today.
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I need to learn to lock in 🙈😡
Right you guys are better than me on computers so who’s creating our #giottoleague @EasyPeasy_3 @jimbexperience @R0Poem
Great game @MMcEwanGolf
Gary McFarlane retweeted
Only 3 ways that will make golf club catering work/profitabe in 2027 at “most” Golf Clubs
1 - Run it at a loss and have the membership fees subsidise the operation
2 - (main one) average order value must get to £14 + on such low volume that most do
3 - cold snacks only
I was 99.6% perfect today.
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took till my 3rd shot to notice it was halfway lol
I was 96.2% perfect today.
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Gary Golf Repairs. Get in touch if you need any help with your clubs. Re-grip, new shafts, lost and lie. Even re spike your shoes.
I was 90.7% perfect today.
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I was 89.1% perfect today.
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Gary McFarlane retweeted
Today's GIOTTO is a real test of grey matter - quite literally!
Play for free at giotto-game.com
And if you're enjoying it, please spread the word. Tell your friends, your family, your colleagues, your taxi driver... the more the merrier.
#giotto
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The worst things about football in 2026: An incomplete (but otherwise comprehensive) list.
Have a read: theturnstiles.substack.com/p…
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If you enjoy reading my ramblings, I'd love it if you'd subscribe (for free) to this Substack carry-on.
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Applications for the 16 available positions on our men’s golf committee have been announced this evening 😌😌🙏😌🙏😌🙏
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I launched a game on Thursday, genuinely not knowing whether anybody would care.
Four days later, THOUSANDS of people have played it, hundreds have created accounts, it's been played in 30+ countries, and people are sharing their scores all over the place.
The thing I've enjoyed most, however, has been the reaction:
“Brilliant and addictive.”
“So cool in all its simplicity.”
“A wonderful, simple and lovely idea.”
“Fiendish. Abominable. Addictive.”
Genuinely, thank you!
Anyway. It's Monday.
There's a completely new GIOTTO waiting for you right now.
Visit giotto-game.com to play for free.
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Michael Stewart savours dream Dunhill debut but turns down Madrid mission on DP World Tour
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Unfortunately our 3rd and final round at this years @dunhilllinks. We miss out on qualifying for the 4th day by 3 shots with our Team finishing with a -24. Great to be with Connor Syme for 3 days and watch him play some super golf and -12 in a tie for 8th ...Fore!
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The Bluebells - I'm Falling (Top of The Pops 1984) youtu.be/8sTDn7vUEHc?is=dWzS… via @YouTube
Bring it back new bands deserve an Nationwide audience
