Dad, husband, cyclist and vinyl junkie. Group Head of Creative and Strategy @SmartsAgency. Lover of clever thinking. All views my own.

Joined January 2014
Omg who did this?
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Sharing a 200 slide deck you can't present and hoping for the best xitter.cf/visualfeastwang/status…
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How brands talk these days
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“Thanks everyone for comments on the draft, here it is revised with all your edits.”
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AI is NEVER taking my job! (Watches a focus group make copywriting suggestions for two hours) OK I'm ready. Take it.
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Who needs lords-a-leaping, french hens, and a partridge in a pear tree when you've got puppies zooming, octopuses writing first drafts and a horse outside!? Merry Christmas from Smarts ✨
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Olaf Falafel@OFalafel10 May 2020
I made you a Government COVID Slogan generator
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Hey @realDonaldTrump, if you were triggered by the UK ambassador’s comments, you’re gonna do your nut when you find out what @BorisJohnson said about you (Projection location: Big Ben)
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On 20th Nov, we're taking on an 8-hour virtual cycle challenge. 3 bikes, pedalled continuously by our team and guests. All proceeds go to our charity partners @barnardos. Be in with a chance of winning great prizes, head over to our JustGiving page to learn more #Smarts8HourCycle

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Dear @BorisJohnson, There is no better Brexit when it comes to the Good Friday Agreement and Northern Ireland. As you still seem bamboozled by all this Paddywackery here’s a few pointers for your next stab in the dark -
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Still one of the greatest pieces of music ever to be made by a Northern Irish artist. Hurricane by @DavidCClements from 2016. It’s seven minutes long but you gotta listen all the way through as the best bit’s the last few mins! open.spotify.com/track/1QAHk…
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Useful neologism. SARCHASM: The gulf between the person who makes a sarcastic comment and the person who doesn't get it.
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Donald Trump says his letter from Kim Jong-un was “a very nice letter”. Eight minutes later, he says he hasn’t opened it yet.
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Winter-evening cold. Our backs might never warm up but our faces Burned from the hearth-blaze and the hot whiskeys... As green sticks hissed and spat into the ashes And whatever rampaged out there couldn’t reach us, Firelit, shuttered, slated and stone-walled.
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It’s properly snowing at Tuunio HQ…perfect reason to brew a strong coffee and kick back with #TuunioAdvent - follow our festive playlist here: tuun.io/p087ku
#LNTVideoOfTheDay David Holmes & Steve Jones - The Reiki Healer From County Down via David Holmes youtu.be/btih053l0Og
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You can follow our #TuunioAdvent Tuunelist here: tuun.io/p087ku We’ll be sharing one song a day up to Christmas Eve - enjoy!
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And the winner of Gold for Best Use of Photography or Design is… @SmartsComm and @johnniewalker_ for Ode to Lesvos #PRideNI
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