“… a crossword constructor from Chicago and a keeper of about thirty thousand honeybees.”— The New Yorker

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Adam Silver looked at the unemployment rate and said fuck it start the season at 3pm
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Girl you like a bacon and egg sandwich..you look good
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Lol that Victoria's Secret fashion show is dumb as hell [Picture of Megan Thee Stallion hits the TL] There Is Beauty And Joy In Everything
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It is the perfect day to dick around in the beautiful city that is Chicago
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The first trailer for ‘THE BEEKEEPER 2’ has been released. In theaters on January 15.
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When people ask me for advice it’s like my Social Security card is Loose in my Makeup Bag
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happy frozen frenzy i can’t believe i actually have to think strategically about fantasy hockey today instead of just choosing who’s playing
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“She’s the LeBron of the WNBA” LeBron doesn’t have five MVP’s maybe if he locks in this year he can be considered the A’ja Wilson of the NBA
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Mariah Carey stuns in front of ‘The Last Supper’ painting.
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When I am chopped it is a form of resistance against societal expectations for women and I am very brave
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was elvis the greatest protestant whos ever lived
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if the nhl wants to market to women can they just make my fucking team shoot on the powerplay its all i fucking want
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Me and who
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Ellie dahhling! I love this!!! 💕💕💕
The entirety of Ellie the Elephant’s halftime performance from tonight, a Mariah Carey tribute.
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i’m so fucking sorry that my ass is so fat and i’m hilarious and my heart is so full of light and love im so fucking sorry
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chicago bitches be like beach dayyyyy
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Chicagoans are actually paid by the city directly to come on Twitter and try to convince you to move here
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I’ll take care of his fine
#Texans Pro Bowl middle linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair fined $11,492 for unauthorized message on eye black Sunday vs. #Bills Hind Rajab was a five-year-old Palestinian girl killed by Israeli military firing several bullets along with six family members in Gaza City on January 29, 2024. Audio recordings of Hind calling for help sparked international outrage. In August, Israeli military confirmed soldiers fired on the vehicle and ordered an internal criminal investigation into the incident. Al-Shaair was previously fined $11,593
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It’s crazy that Chicago is the only city in the world
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everything is about hockey, except hockey, which is actually about the cold war
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