phage · Oct 19, 2026 · 3:42 PM UTC

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Woman I have been flirting with at the bar all night: So what do you want to do when we get back to my place? 😏 Me: *Remembering my media training* Every time I perform I just try to execute at a high level

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J · Oct 19, 2026 · 11:31 PM UTC

@gaidenchapter58m

I have 2 quart sized comtainers of this and I'm so glad bc this woman made the fuck outta this soup omg

@gaidenchapter1h

Eating some jerk chicken noodle soup. Everybody's so creative! (non-derogatory)

J · Oct 19, 2026 · 11:27 PM UTC

@gaidenchapter1h

Eating some jerk chicken noodle soup. Everybody's so creative! (non-derogatory)

J · Oct 19, 2026 · 10:44 PM UTC

@gaidenchapter1h

I swear this dude ain't faster than me and I'm built like a defensive end

Football Performances

@NFLPerformances6h

Marvin Harrison Jr. every snap in Texans debut.

J · Oct 19, 2026 · 8:53 PM UTC

@gaidenchapter3h

Finding retro windbreakers and sweatsuits on eBay is my new hobby

J · Oct 19, 2026 · 8:53 PM UTC

@gaidenchapter3h

Got some Nike shit from the 90s that's brand new for like $30. Washed it and everything and it's in perfect condition. Lol gotta catch up man

Jackson · Oct 19, 2026 · 7:21 PM UTC

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Jackson@FrameDodge5h

patent pending

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robwalkschukwu. · Oct 18, 2026 · 6:13 PM UTC

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@RobWalks_Oct 18

Toph when she about to hit the club

Frwontou@FrwontouAgainOct 17

amukelani ndlovu 🇿🇦

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J · Oct 19, 2026 · 5:43 PM UTC

@gaidenchapter6h

Delete this Ethan

ethan@faustiantulpa23h

Nobody ever talks about how hitler was a taurus

J · Oct 19, 2026 · 5:41 PM UTC

@gaidenchapter6h

This song got cocaine in it

J · Oct 19, 2026 · 5:41 PM UTC

@gaidenchapter6h

He could smoked Joe in that Verzus if he didn't sound like a dying horse

Not Tyrese or Taye Diggs · Oct 18, 2026 · 5:20 PM UTC

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@YounglordseanOct 18

Lmao bro what?

Not Tyrese or Taye Diggs

@Younglordsean22 Jul 2021

Joe Exotic exposed me to the fact that a tiger only cost 2 racks now I count everything in tigers

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Geoff Schwartz · Oct 19, 2026 · 3:40 PM UTC

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I’m firmly in the camp if you have to stay awake for 36 hours before kickoff so you don’t die from a blood clot you should probably skip playing that game.

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J · Oct 19, 2026 · 3:23 PM UTC

@gaidenchapter9h

And they just...let him play

Underdog NFL

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Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)