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Tom Stackpole@tom_stackpole11 Nov 2022
I talked with @ubiquity75 about content moderation, why companies actually do it, and why it's such a shitty job by design. In case any of that is relevant to anything that's happening right now. hbr.org/2022/11/content-mode…
Content Moderation Is Terrible by Design

Content Moderation Is Terrible by Design

Social media companies couldn’t exist in their current form without content moderation. But while these jobs are essential, they’re often low-paid, emotionally taxing, and extremely stressful — they...

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Elliott Bay Book Co.@ElliottBayBooks19 Oct 2022
This sweet snaggletooth, longboi came in for a late-night visit, timed to maximize the staff-to-customer ratio. Diffie knows he'll get the most uninterrupted petting when there's no one else to distract the booksellers.⁠ ⁠ #DogsOfEBBCO #LongBoi #MaximumPetting
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RealKaremeYoung@RealKaremeYoung11 Jul 2022
🗣BACK ON SET FOR SEASON 3️⃣ YALL!!!! @southsidechi @hbomax #SouthSideHBOMax #Chicago – at Chicago, IL
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Apache Aurora@ApacheAurora13 Dec 2021
Software is never finished, only abandoned.
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I Think You Should Peaks@ITYSPeaks5 Aug 2021
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ReductRs@reduct_rs22 May 2021
If I Could Tell My 16-Year-Old Self Anything, It Would Be to Not Know What Day of The Week January 1st, 1970 Was, It’s Not Worth It
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Ramkishor@the_Ramkishor17 Apr 2021
People : RIP Twitter. Twitter :
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rat king 🐀
@MikeIsaac3 Mar 2021
NFT stands for “no fucken thanks” – at San Francisco, CA
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thot leedurr
@DocDre2 Mar 2021
I need to put this out in the universe: I want to speak about my work at Twitter HQ this year.
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thot leedurr
@DocDre29 Dec 2020
Can someone from Nigerian Twitter explain to me the “gain followers” tweets? It’s not a meme and I’m FASCINATED
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brandon sheats@sheatsb6 Nov 2020
Yes all the work of SONG, NGP, Black farmers, and others laid the groundwork for Abrams and Fair Fight to lay a strategy that reflects what GA’s electorate *actually* looks like.
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@AOC6 Nov 2020
Replying to @AOC
What they have done - from @staceyabrams & @fairfightaction to @ConMijente and the whole underrecognized legion of organizers- is nothing short of remarkable. Give them their flowers 💐
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Tito@tito_lopzzz5 Oct 2020
Our second #Apprenticeship2020 information session is happening this Wednesday, October 7th! Join us to learn more.
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Interested in an Apprenticeship at Twitter?👨‍💻👩‍💻 Join us on September 24th for an exclusive inside look at our #Apprenticeship2020 program. You will get to hear directly from our Apprentice Alumni! Sign up now @ apprenticeship.splashthat.co…
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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff30 Sep 2020
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Rembert Browne@rembert25 Sep 2020
It is scientifically proven that the more people at your company from Atlanta, the less basic it will be. We're different. And Twitter's hiring, a lot, in the A. Come work with yer boi. twitteratlishappening.splash…
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jack
@jack9 Jun 2020
Both Twitter and Square are making #Juneteenth (June 19th) a company holiday in the US, forevermore. A day for celebration, education, and connection. juneteenth.com/history.htm – at California, USA
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Hanif Abdurraqib@NifMuhammad1 Jun 2020
In advance, I appreciate those asking if they can donate, but plz contribute to the Columbus Freedom Fund instead: paypal.me/columbusfreedomfun…
Pay Central Ohio Freedom Fund using PayPal.Me

Pay Central Ohio Freedom Fund using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/ColumbusFreedomFund and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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Engineering
@Engineering27 Apr 2020
Twitter's @c0ngwang & @danluu walk through the discovery, debugging, and patching of a Linux kernel bug. blog.twitter.com/engineering…
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Murph@NegatedVoid21 Mar 2020
I've made a couple hundred bottles of hand sanitizer to donate. Should end up with over a thousand.
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Ian Brown@igb10 Mar 2020
WFH was great but now my partner’s employer is making them WFH too and our house is a goddamn open office plan all of a sudden. – at San Francisco, CA
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George Wallace
@MrGeorgeWallace11 Jan 2020
I'll straight up feed crab cakes to an angel and angel food cakes to a crab I really don't give a shit anymore.
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