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Tom Stackpole@tom_stackpole11 Nov 2022
I talked with @ubiquity75 about content moderation, why companies actually do it, and why it's such a shitty job by design. In case any of that is relevant to anything that's happening right now. hbr.org/2022/11/content-mode…
Content Moderation Is Terrible by Design

Content Moderation Is Terrible by Design

Social media companies couldn’t exist in their current form without content moderation. But while these jobs are essential, they’re often low-paid, emotionally taxing, and extremely stressful — they...

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Elliott Bay Book Co.@ElliottBayBooks19 Oct 2022
This sweet snaggletooth, longboi came in for a late-night visit, timed to maximize the staff-to-customer ratio. Diffie knows he'll get the most uninterrupted petting when there's no one else to distract the booksellers.⁠ ⁠ #DogsOfEBBCO #LongBoi #MaximumPetting
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RealKaremeYoung@RealKaremeYoung11 Jul 2022
🗣BACK ON SET FOR SEASON 3️⃣ YALL!!!! @southsidechi @hbomax #SouthSideHBOMax #Chicago – at Chicago, IL
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Guy made decent hardware until he got Debord.
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Situationist International Business Machines
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The most pernicious of metaphysical software problems: The Ship-It of Theseus
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Apache Aurora@ApacheAurora13 Dec 2021
Software is never finished, only abandoned.
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Shitpost of Theseus
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Not a lot of people know that “BGP” stands for “Big Glizzy Protocol”
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Big day for us DNS nerds
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I Think You Should Peaks@ITYSPeaks5 Aug 2021
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ReductRs@reduct_rs22 May 2021
If I Could Tell My 16-Year-Old Self Anything, It Would Be to Not Know What Day of The Week January 1st, 1970 Was, It’s Not Worth It
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The joys of making your database distributed
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Have you heard the Good Word from the Book of Splunk?
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Stretching the limits of "eventually consistent" for the Discourse.
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Ramkishor@the_Ramkishor17 Apr 2021
People : RIP Twitter. Twitter :
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An undercounted benefit of squash merges.
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How To Write Commit Messages So That No One Can Tell You Have Debilitating Social Anxiety
"What in the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is this?" he said, to no one in particular.
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