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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
Dr. Ali Ataie invites everyone to get a copy of his new book and thanks the Lamppost Education Initiative for publishing it.
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
Damn I was not familiar with this man’s game but I’ve watched like 5 interviews now, the dude is a stud. I’m a fan.
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
Good morning!
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
Today's lesson: kuli khara
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
A team that's had to weather the entire might of the US political establishment. From an endless funnel of millions of dollars, to the most vile racism we've seen in a political campaign in years. Only their resolve to every morning keep going anyways is what gets them to today.
Best comms team in the game. Endlessly grateful.
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
This is such an historic moment! This man won despite the hatred absolute lies like "his family funded Osama bin Laden" craziness despite hundreds of millions of dollars opposing him, and he won with dignity, professionalism, and a master class and how a Doctor Who cares for the public health acts. To doctorates he brings, but most of all a strong soul
CNN PROJECTS EL-SAYED WINS MICHIGAN
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
The Post is right. I'm sporting a mustache this "Movember" to raise awareness of men’s health issues, including prostate cancer. But this isn’t just  (upper) lip service. This year, our administration is investing $4M toward a brand-new prostate cancer center at Kings County hospital in Brooklyn.
Mamdani raises eyebrows with new look, ditching beard and sporting surprising 'stache trib.al/qmtVh20
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
Major cheat code for life: Assume good things are still ahead. You are not behind. You are not too late. You are not disqualified by your past. One new season can change the entire story. Keep showing up with belief. The best chapters are often written after the hardest ones.
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
We are about to enter some very dark times. When/if Trump breaks the nuclear taboo, anything could happen anywhere. We've built our lives and our civilization on the certainty that no one would be foolish enough to do something like this, yet here we are.
Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer. Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war. To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha. The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people. And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final. We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it. Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made. They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making. One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
A few days ago I released “The World Is Changing Hands.” Since then, it’s been read by over 100,000 people. So we’re hosting a series of events around the themes behind the essay: what makes an ambition worth pursuing, what our abilities should serve, and what it takes to build something that outlasts us. Hosting the first one this Wednesday in San Francisco with Sumaiya Balbale, former CMO and COO of Sequoia Capital. Reach out if you’re in the Bay Area for details.
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
Michigan Republicans, funded by Musk and other billionaires, have no answers to the struggles facing working families. Instead they are resorting to Islamophobia and are running the most racist campaign in recent history. Together, let's defeat bigotry and elect Abdul El-Sayed.
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
I have an agent who’s single purpose is to wake me up with something fun every morning today it sent me this A+
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
Replying to @krystalball
Imagine a political party that is so incompetent that despite having control of all three branches of govt and a majority of state senate seats and state governors, and yet this is what they have to resort instead of say, their record....
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
What's being aimed at Abdul El-Sayed by Trump is not a policy disagreement. It is the President calling a Michigan-born doctor a "jihadist" and saying he'd need a metal detector to enter the Senate. It is a sitting senator mocking him with a nickname about his faith. It is crowds shouting "traitor" at the sound of his name, and a flood of online smears about his religion, his family, and his community. Let’s call this what it is: Islamophobia. I've always said: before you tell me about your religion, show it to me in how you treat other people. By that measure, the people attacking Abdul's faith are failing their own. Hate aimed at a Muslim is poisonous, just as is hate aimed at a Jew, a Christian, a Sikh, or anyone else. It is beneath the presidency, beneath the Senate, and beneath who we are as Americans. Debate ideas. But we have to reject the politics of hate, and we have to do it out loud.
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
EL-SAYED: RFK JR. was in town this week. He said that the 500 million Arabs in the world had never contributed anything to science. But to be fair, he is an expert on people who never contributed anything to science. He didn't bother to show up when 8000 people were infected by the shit lettuce. But he wants to come here and lecture you about potentially electing and arab-american to the U.S. Senate My guy has zero doctorates. I have two of them
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
Muslims once financed the world’s trade without interest. For the first time in centuries, we can return to that. $2M+ deposited during our invite-only beta. Today, Goldsand is live on iOS and Android. Halal savings built a new way: to beat interest, not settle. Here’s how ↓
Why do Muslims treat interest-free finance like a limitation, when history proves it's a superpower? Around 1700, Mughal India produced roughly a quarter of the world's economy, about the share the US holds today. The Islamic gold dinar was so trusted that European kings minted copies of it, Arabic script and all. Muslim merchants financed trade from Spain to China through partnerships, profit-sharing, and trust. Riba-free finance wasn't a handicap those economies carried. It was the engine that built them. The real opportunity today isn't fixing a broken system. It's reigniting belief in one that already worked brilliantly. Nobody opens a shawarma shop thinking, "It's halal, so Muslims will show up." The food wins on its own merits: Better taste. Better price. Better experience. Halal is simply assumed. It's not the pitch, it's the foundation. So imagine applying that same confidence to halal finance. History already proved it can compete, not just comply. It can lead. Once we truly believe 0% interest finance is better, we'll build something extraordinary again.
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
Check this out. I am an investor and depositor in Goldsand. There are not many solutions to easily earn min 5% on your money in a halal way, but this is one of them.
Muslims once financed the world’s trade without interest. For the first time in centuries, we can return to that. $2M+ deposited during our invite-only beta. Today, Goldsand is live on iOS and Android. Halal savings built a new way: to beat interest, not settle. Here’s how ↓
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Ahmed Zaafran, MD🤘🏼 retweeted
A beautiful message on the way to the hospital for me. And the rhetoric from the republican party and its leaders such as @SecKennedy #RFKjr about Arabs and Muslims is 100% wrong. Both in facts, and in decency.
This was objectively the best political ad this year.
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