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I feel like we’re close to cracking the mystery of whether the man who grew up wealthy from Apartheid might be racist
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If you’re a politician or media figure who sets up the LGBTQ community to be hated and feared - not because any of us ever harmed you but because you find it useful - then don’t you dare act surprised when this kind of violence follows.
Don’t you dare act surprised.
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Whatever you think of Dr. Oz, he ran a tough race that he spent a ton of his own money on but still ate shit and that’s funny
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I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.
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Elon Musk To Cut Twitter Staff To Single Devoted Hunchback Who Laughs Hysterically At All Of Boss’s Genius Tweets bit.ly/3sn7AZl
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Welcome to 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥
When you receive 𝟰𝟮𝟬 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦 you will earn 𝟭 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗞 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞. When you earn 𝟲𝟵 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗞 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗦 you can say 𝗔 𝗦𝗟𝗨𝗥
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Replying to @Mohanadelshieky
He wants to be Tony Stark but he's really just Rusty Venture.... – at Oregon, USA
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Bigger corporate profits account for *over half* of the higher prices people are paying.
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"Hoarders" tv show but it's a host interrogating rich people about why they hoard wealth that could be used to eliminate suffering
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i love how the entire internet came together to make fun of that one dude who has sex to that terrible, terrible song
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According to the NYT, 608 people died of COVID in the US on Aug 18. This is likely an undercount. According to Our World in Data, less than 68% of the US population is fully vaccinated. Meanwhile, our govt is looking to monetize/restrict access to vaccines. It’s time to GET LOUD.
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first they came for roger stone, and i said “great.” next, they came for alex jones and i said “good news.” then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”
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I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.
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Being a high functioning depressed person is so exhausting because I never really know if I’m actually okay or if I’m just doing things…
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The PR work TV has done for cops is wild. SVU would have you believe there's a dedicated team of professionals committed to investigating every rape and not just two dudes with punisher tattoos being like "sounds like a misunderstanding"
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Seems as good a time as any to remind people that loggers, roofers, construction workers, sanitation workers, truckers, miners, agricultural workers, etc. all have statistically more dangerous jobs than cops—and if they refuse to do those jobs they get fired, not more money.
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When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it. – at Los Angeles, CA
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Every hour the timeline gets worse. Now it appears there were 19 cops outside the classroom who decided not to break in, while kids inside called 911. Cops handcuffed parents in the parking lot during this time too. And now they’re trying to cast blame on a teacher. Unreformable.
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Three days of police trying to find a way of saying "it didn't seem worth it to us, at that moment, to try to stop the man with the gun in the school" that aligns with their brand/self-concept as a class of heroic protectors that exists above the rest of us. Good luck guys.




















