@fridythirteen

Rolling the dice and paying the price with Minor Realm Games | MRG project wrangler and illustrator | she/her | BLM | fuck off TERFs

 Hiding in the woods
Joined April 2010
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I started this account to share my art and make dumb jokes but nowadays I mostly retweet leftists and dungeon masters anyway commissions are open and always punch Nazis thank you
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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker28 Nov 2022
I feel like we’re close to cracking the mystery of whether the man who grew up wealthy from Apartheid might be racist
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If you’re a politician or media figure who sets up the LGBTQ community to be hated and feared - not because any of us ever harmed you but because you find it useful - then don’t you dare act surprised when this kind of violence follows. Don’t you dare act surprised.
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Whatever you think of Dr. Oz, he ran a tough race that he spent a ton of his own money on but still ate shit and that’s funny
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Eugene Mirman@EugeneMirman4 Nov 2022
I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.
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The Onion
@TheOnion24 Oct 2022
Elon Musk To Cut Twitter Staff To Single Devoted Hunchback Who Laughs Hysterically At All Of Boss’s Genius Tweets bit.ly/3sn7AZl
Elon Musk with a hunch backed man in the bottom right corner.

ALT Elon Musk with a hunch backed man in the bottom right corner.

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Ben Rosen@ben_rosen28 Oct 2022
Welcome to 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 When you receive 𝟰𝟮𝟬 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦 you will earn 𝟭 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗞 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞. When you earn 𝟲𝟵 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗞 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗦 you can say 𝗔 𝗦𝗟𝗨𝗥
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david marden@marden_david27 Oct 2022
Replying to @Mohanadelshieky
He wants to be Tony Stark but he's really just Rusty Venture.... – at Oregon, USA
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Team Katie
@TeamKatiePorter18 Oct 2022
Bigger corporate profits account for *over half* of the higher prices people are paying.
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Mobley 🏴@mobleywho7 Oct 2022
"Hoarders" tv show but it's a host interrogating rich people about why they hoard wealth that could be used to eliminate suffering
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Just an exceptionally good thread about one of my favorite films.
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kie@criminalplaza3 Sep 2022
i love how the entire internet came together to make fun of that one dude who has sex to that terrible, terrible song
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According to the NYT, 608 people died of COVID in the US on Aug 18. This is likely an undercount. According to Our World in Data, less than 68% of the US population is fully vaccinated. Meanwhile, our govt is looking to monetize/restrict access to vaccines. It’s time to GET LOUD.
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soul nate@MNateShyamalan9 Aug 2022
first they came for roger stone, and i said “great.” next, they came for alex jones and i said “good news.” then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”
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ScottyJohns@highroadsaloon25 Jun 2022
I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?" She instantly replied "yes." Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.
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ygkristos@YGkristos16 Jun 2022
Being a high functioning depressed person is so exhausting because I never really know if I’m actually okay or if I’m just doing things…
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