@wreckette

your only friend forever

Joined May 2023
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ME: uh. yeah, pretty regularly by a family member from the ages of like 6 to 12. and then once or twice as an adult CASHIER: sir, i asked if you’ve been helped STOP-MOTION SNOWMAN: Uh-oh! Looks like our heroine has gotten herself into a bit of a pickle. Let’s see what happens.
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Eve@evek181818Oct 10
this is truly how to give yourself an autoimmune disease
Rayen@rayengrovesOct 7
cPTSD is very similar. The only way out is gaslighting yourself every day that you’re fine and normal. You can’t think about it or that demon will devour you whole
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i think i’ve had a bit too much of Being Seen! priv/personal account is @2GoClick - it is primarily for those who know me irl, longtime oomfs etc but any mutuals are welcome to request
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grief counselor was NOT a fan of my new character “W.C. Faps”
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sabrina carpenter wasn’t a clear enough fascism indicator so they had to invent “zara larsson”
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Brandon Streussnig@BrndnStrssngOct 7
Ahead of its premiere tonight in NYFF's New York Shorts section, I met up with director Heather Landsman and star Isobel Fox to talk about their incredible new short, ee api.omarshehata.me/substack-…

Heather Landsman & Isobel Fox on ‘ee’

The idea that you’re watching a new, exciting voice is rare these days.

api.omarshehata.me
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CLOSETED GUY TRYING TO BUY TOOTHPASTE: hi, do you guys have any Tom’s of Finland? FUCK!
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i like to imagine that whenever chasers hear "Queen Bitch" it feels something akin to what i experience when i hear Shania Twain's "Man I Feel Like A Woman"
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preorders now available for my book FUCK! Here Comes My Invention: A Field Guide to My Invention
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loved the twist in “Digger” where it’s revealed to be a sequel to the 2014 mac demarco short “Backer”
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DON’T FORGET: all sorts of things can happen
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conniving eunuch@1BBGGGUUOct 6
accidentally smiled at some cops because I was imagining asking if they were part of the new gay cop hiring initiative #imsorry
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chloe@chloes_postsOct 6
Trying something out
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chloe@chloes_postsOct 6
It's about to be Heather Landsman on ee day in America
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type of thing @yugiohmachinim2 pulls out her phone to make you watch when you are the drunkest you’ve ever been
Sofia Coppium@indianloonieOct 6
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a few of these left from the campaign louiseweard.com/products/cas…

Castration Movie Anthology i. Original Soundtrack

The original soundtrack for Castration Movie Anthology i. Traps in an LP set designed by Remy Boydell.

louiseweard.com
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Castration Movie 2 fucked me up so much I don't even wanna have weird sex anymore. What the fuck.
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ames the tv guy@amess_artOct 5
me talking about rust cohle to girl at a party
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💽 heather@C05M1C57R4N63ROct 5
emma’s coming home to @TheNYFF this week
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