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Our live reactions to Kaleb’s Shot In The Dark of a LIFETIME #Survivor #Survivor45 This season is like no other
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There's a high sneaker wave threat for the Oregon coast today and tomorrow, so we made you this valentine. And who said the ocean wasn't romantic?
ALT A terrible-looking valentine that looks like a 6-year-old made it. It has a light purple background with a picture of a wave knocking Benjamin Cumblebunn (that lad who plays Sherlock) off a stone structure called a jetty and into the raging ocean below. Dark purple text in the top-left corner reads "You sweep me off my feet." A white heart in the top-right corner says "To:" and, below that, "From:" in pink text.
Wow, a man made of butter. I would love it. In fact, the first sentence I ever said was "I like butter"
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Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.
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An email was sent the day before students were to start school at the Keller Independent School District outside Fort Worth, Texas, instructing staff to pull all copies of a list of more than 40 books from classrooms and the library, including The Bible. n.pr/3CxcWaL
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An email was sent the day before students were to start school at the Keller Independent School District outside Fort Worth, Texas, instructing staff to pull all copies of a list of more than 40 books from classrooms and the library, including The Bible. n.pr/3CxcWaL
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Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
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The Watchdog: Pregnant woman says her fetus should count as a passenger in HOV lanes. She got a ticket | @DaveLieber buff.ly/3yr8ir5
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i love when people are like "how can you be a Catholic & pro-choice" it's super easy when you treat faith as a personal relationship rather than forcing your religion on everyone else in a country based on religious freedoms, maybe try that????
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