@freakybumps

high caffeine tolerance | liker of things | born at a young age | 333 🎧

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Joined March 2024
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Fuck yeah
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Brady hat trick + Matthew assist hat trick since this tweet
david
@semisaucedOct 13
To: ██████ █████ From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]> 28. Oct. 2016, 3:12am Brady Tkachuk, nice person, should invite him to the island again.
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FKBONGWATER@freakybumpsSep 16
they’re saying it’s the worst tweet of all time
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Doom scrolling until open.spotify.com/track/7Cc9R…

3:30AM

Cloonee, SOSA, LZee · Are You Still You? · Song · 2026

open.spotify.com
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FlanigansFL@FlanigansFLOct 3
Pink cup secured.
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why is California so fucking hot
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If you felt that the yapping on the dance floor discourse was targeted at you, it probably was
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I sent someone $500
FKBONGWATER@freakybumpsSep 18
This is the closest I’ve come to sending anyone money
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imagine if @MochakkMusic dropped pawsa roll play at crssd this weekend for old times sake
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This is the closest I’ve come to sending anyone money
Bubb Rubb
@whistlet1psSep 18
Replying to @freakybumps
can i have $550?
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Seems burner twitter has finally learned what the word inflation means
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FKBONGWATER retweeted
Sortman@sortman_Sep 18
Hi LA! laylo.com/pnkrecs/oTRvn6

PNK PARTY LOS ANGELES 11/14 by PNK Records 💿 | Laylo

Los Angeles! PNK Records is making its triumphant return to the city of angels on 11/14/26. Sign up for exclusive access to tickets.

laylo.com
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they’re saying it’s the worst tweet of all time
hookah doncic@yungdave_Sep 16
corporate slop DJ says house music is losing its creativity 👍
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Locklead 3pm shelling session
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Called Netanyahu told him we needed 75 and breezy for Dennis and ben
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.@SixBurghhh2 is looking for fent in Chicago
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Blaming @zoomthagreat for the weather in Chicago
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Chakk
@JustChakkSep 2
Replying to @ktrivs
They’re flaming you but you’re right, his whole shtick was incredibly smug and annoying to me
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FKBONGWATER retweeted
cig queen
@cigarettequeeenSep 1
all packed for arc @pnkrecords @Rosita_pnk
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.@cigarettequeeen sent me $500
larry davids mistress@b1gdumb1diottAug 31
Everyone say their favorite memory of @cigarettequeeen mine, personally, was when we had to body guard her at the Yuma so she could nap
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The worst person you know is in Seattle for Skrillex & Porter
FKBONGWATER@freakybumps14 Jun 2025
The worst person you know just got rained out at Bonnaroo
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