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Emergency t ahirt I had to buy at midnight on brick lane 🇧🇩 boss was amused by my insistence on the little boys size

First thought to cross my mind this morning: hacking is the sexiest skill a man can have. Affirmed by this slutty Wikipedia pic

They made a website for girls who love logging things and making lists

Sopot is a funny name for a beach vacation town when you’re Hungarian, as the homophone szopott translates to ‘was sucking’ (as in dick). Anyway, here’s a photo I took near Sopot in Hel, which is also a funny name for a beach vacation town, because in English hell is a bad place

I beat the Hannah allegations

When I left them there for another three months and I bred some crazy bacteria >

Here. You can have it. I expect nothing from you.

Showing up 3 hours late to my own goodbye party because I dont wanna go✌️I don’t wanna go, anywhere