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Sitting in bed being a normal and cool girl

Once u start seeing Budapest as one big polycule, it’s a lot easier to reckon with the fact everyone is out cheating. I imagine it’s the same for other cities

In London, dudes never say “I work in finance” in the same brolic, self satisfying American way. Instead, they say “I work in Canary Wharf” with a kind of demure and shameful inflection

Another perfect morning has hit the books: - wake up, no dread - engineer my body to be graceful - chose the right person to feed me - pill kicks in - walk down a street I’ve never seen - collect artifacts and images - embrace the bitter chill as beautiful

It’s concerning the way peak wagie day off is “doing nothing.” lord protect me from becoming one of them!

Gonna have the most serious lie in tmrw, my life depends on it

The most beautiful British women are the ones that are Scandinavian

Subverting the electronic music couple convention by making the boy be the singer / front person while the hot girl bangs pots and pans together in the back. Oh and she’s inflicting mental and physical torture on him.

Emergency t ahirt I had to buy at midnight on brick lane 🇧🇩 boss was amused by my insistence on the little boys size

First day at my new 9-5 after working at a nightclub for a year. How the fuck do people do this without drinking the whole time

Congrats to everyone libbing out rn but this is really bad for my portfolio #fiscallyconservative

If I weren’t so disciplined I’d be in full on psychosis rn

First thought to cross my mind this morning: hacking is the sexiest skill a man can have. Affirmed by this slutty Wikipedia pic