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sorry wrong address. party rock is actually one house over. || priv: @snoopyslop

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Joined November 2023
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picture of my two moms i found from the 2000s while going through the basement 🥺 love u both sm 💕
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thinking about this unreleased song made for a converse ad by N.E.R.D./julian casablancas/santigold
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I’ve committed voter fraud and I’m ready to turn myself in. I illegally wrote in Donald Trump hundreds of times using the identities of dead people. My name is William Charles Patrick Smith and I am a forward for the San Jose Sharks. I am ready to face justice.
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everybody check you and your children’s halloween candy my life was put in serious danger stay safe
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THEY TOOK IT THEY TOOK IT ALL
The #SFGiants made the following roster moves today: • RHP José Buttó claimed off waivers by Texas. • RHP Duncan Davitt claimed off waivers by Cincinnati. • IF Brett Harris and IF Shay Whitcomb claimed off waivers by Philadelphia. • C Zach Morgan claimed off waivers by Baltimore. • RHP Joel Kuhnel and LHP Seth Lonsway cleared waivers and were outrighted to Triple-A Sacramento. • RHP Tristan Beck placed on unconditional release waivers.
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okay but can he make me a banging breakfast bagel i don’t think so
Cale Makar passes Tim Horton in points and is now 73rd in @NHL history (defence) #GoAvsGo
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prolly the only interesting thing abt the kwings too
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SIR PATRICK NOOOOOO
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holy hell man invest in minoxidil
Macklin Celebrini can be Will Smith's wingman anytime! 🤝 #HockeyHalloween
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is there a petition for jimmy dean’s to make their breakfast croissants bigger and can i sign it
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marc-andré fleury makes a beautiful save in the “hockey, hockey, hockey” hyundai canada ad!
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went to defensive dman city and everybody knew (checks notes) ……. (checks notes again)…….. kris letang?
fwiw here is what i have for defensive D
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ALL HOCKEY PLAYERS STOP HAVING FRIENDS NOWWWW
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Ur blatantly just not me nan
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went to bed early last night and missed an arty shutout what if i took a gun to the toilet and didn’t come back out
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like oh my god
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nhl teams seem to think i’m nancy fucking drew
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everyone in the comment section arguing abt whether he actually caused a hipaa violation when we literally do not know cus his source was anonymous and even then he broke journalistic integrity by saying this anyways like why are we forgetting that
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in light of seventy million pens journalists liking yohe hate tweets
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especially to later edit the article and say you’re correcting it from a seizure to a medical episode as if that does anything to fix what you’ve done while still keeping the fact that it originally said seizure cus u can’t help urself
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
Wishing a happy birthday to Bryce Eldridge 🎉
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