ʟᴀᴠᴀʀʙᴀʟʟ ꜱʜᴀᴅʏꜰᴀᴄᴛꜱ — ꜰᴏʀᴡᴀʀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪᴄᴀɢᴏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋʜᴀᴡᴋꜱ

Dildo, newfoundland
Joined June 2025
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CANDLELIGHT VIGIL. TONIGHT. 7PM. OIL UP.
Just in: Sacramento Kings guard Ben Simmons is believed to have sustained a torn Achilles tendon at practice Sunday, sources tell ESPN. A suspected season-ending injury for Simmons after rejuvenated and impressive training camp and preseason performances.
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sharks just picked second overall and y’all talking bout some “playoffs”
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I killed a spider by squeezing it and then I accidentally used that same hand to pick up a raspberry I ate am I gonna die
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Might make a new burner #breached
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Also smith and Stenberg should not see another shootout for 4 months
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“Red Wings” deadass named themselves after a used pad and im supposed to accept that we lost to that franchise
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Which is better
40%4.0 GPA, 176 LSAT
60%3.99 GPA, 177 LSAT
15 votes • Final results
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In another universe I’m a dpoy on the wizards and they call me the press secretary
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Ivan Demidov found on the Autoroute 10 in Montreal prayers up 🙏 xitter.cf/ssssscca/status/211098…
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“Let’s go! I can’t wait for my 24-team CFB Playoff Banana Ball halftime show brought to you by Kalshi. Let’s send it over to McAfee and Kelce- NO WAY THEY TOOK THEIR SHIRTS OFF!!!”
BREAKING: ESPN announces the Savannah Bananas will play an exhibition game at halftime of the 2027 CFP National Championship Jason Kelce and Pat McAfee are slated to be on the call per ESPN’s Peter Thamel
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Tocchet outdid himself tonight. - Acciari more ice time than Michkov and Martone - 4th line gets a shift in the final 4 minutes when you need a goal - Seeler out with 90 seconds left when you need a goal. He takes a penalty. For the love of god, fire this god damn coach.
Replying to @BeeTEE15
Bunting on PP1 Couturier and Foerster to start OT Barkey gets a shift before Michkov in OT. MM gets 20 seconds total. And that’s just tonight.
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"They got a bunch of hall of famers. We got a bunch of gamers" 🔥🔥🔥
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