@fonticulus

not here anymore. find me elsenet.

Joined May 2008
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I’m done here. Find me elsewhere if you want to stay in touch.
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I like bloody marys and I like cheese. This feels like a Sunday brunch must have at some point. food52.com/recipes/86315-blo…

Bloody Mary Cheese Plate

Food52 Site.

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emily may
@emilykmay5 Aug 2023
Sometimes I wanna tell Twitter about something nice my husband did but then I remember that lady who got dragged for saying she liked sitting in the garden talking to her husband.
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Blackberry lemon mini muffins in the oven. Just the start of a day of cooking from the garden for a little patio Happy Hour this evening.
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Fig and zucchini ribbon salad with balsamic, Unexpected cheddar shreds and a sprinkle of bacon, on fresh greens from the garden.
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I haven’t even seen the movie yet and I know this is 100% accurate.
Martha Smith is on the bloosky now@mostlymartha4 Aug 2023
I'm bisexual. By which I mean I'm attracted to all women, some Kens, and most Alans.
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happy feral hogs day to all who celebrate
Willie McNabb 🐗
@WillieMcNabb4 Aug 2019
Replying to @jasonisbell
Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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I don’t think I ever had a better day on the internet.
j. colectivo // scorpio szn@joecacola4 Aug 2023
happy 30-50 feral hogs day to all who celebrate
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Joanna Hausmann Jatar
@Joannahausmann3 Sep 2019
*tries to learn someone’s name* Brain: no we are at capacity Me: with what? Brain: Angela, Pamela, Sandra & Rita Me: Those arent real people those are Mambo no. 5 lyrics Brain: A little bit of MONICA in my life Me: please stop Brain: ThE TrUmPeTs 🎺
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I never expected the statement “I am just trying to avoid getting sick” being widely viewed as radical, representative of mental illness, deserving of ridicule, condemnation and scorn by friends and strangers alike.
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Emily@OtherPens25 Jul 2023
She’s everything. He’s just Ken.
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Zinnias, dahlias, roses and bumblebees for today’s #FlowerReport. Grateful to be surrounded by constant beauty and so many pollinators this time of year.
A yellow dahlia with creamy subtle stripes on the petals, with greenery all around

ALT A yellow dahlia with creamy subtle stripes on the petals, with greenery all around

A hot pink zinnia closeup with a bumble bee sitting in the center

ALT A hot pink zinnia closeup with a bumble bee sitting in the center

A white cactus style dahlia in the morning with a sleeping bumble bee in the yellow center.

ALT A white cactus style dahlia in the morning with a sleeping bumble bee in the yellow center.

A creamy pale peach pink peace rose blooming in focus with blurred greenery around it

ALT A creamy pale peach pink peace rose blooming in focus with blurred greenery around it

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Amal El-Mohtar@tithenai30 Jul 2023
By the 30 second mark I thought this had hit the ceiling on accuracy but it just kept going
Kyle Gordon@kylegordon10128 Jul 2023
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Jamie Henn
@jamieclimate30 Jul 2023
I’d rather ExxonMobil build up tolerance to lower profits.
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You know what else would help is to stop 100 companies from making the earth uninhabitable, and ensure there’s a livable future for these kids to grow into that isn’t just grinding for the man until they die. Just spitballing.
President Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive29 Jul 2023
There is a serious youth mental health crisis happening in this country. That’s why we are investing $1 billion to help schools hire and train more mental health professionals across the country, and we’ll continue to take action to face the crisis together.
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Weekend eating: sour cream and chive hash from our garden potatoes with bacon and duck egg, and Thai chicken salad with pickled cucumbers, tomato, and Thai basil from the garden.
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I just cannot have one more thing to worry about. This is how you get Tremors and as a society we cannot handle Tremors right now.
Böoooob Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke28 Jul 2023
Can you assholes please stop doing this shit
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Greek salad straight out of the garden season. Feta and olives from Greece still.
An orange bowl filled with chopped cucumbers, cherry tomato, red onion, Kalamata olives, feta and herbs.

ALT An orange bowl filled with chopped cucumbers, cherry tomato, red onion, Kalamata olives, feta and herbs.

A cutting board holding a large cucumber, a bowl of cherry tomatoes, chopped herbs, a dill flower head, and a small red onion.

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Six pints of homemade blackberry jam. One hasn’t sealed yet — if it doesn’t seal up it will just be the first one to get eaten in pb&j this summer.
A green tea towel spread on a counter. Various sized jars filled with dark purple jam and covered in metallic lids sit on the towel.

ALT A green tea towel spread on a counter. Various sized jars filled with dark purple jam and covered in metallic lids sit on the towel.

harmonys.bsky.social@fonticulus26 Jul 2023
Six pounds of blackberries from our backyard fenceline vines. Soon to be homemade blackberry jam.
A big red bowl mounded with shiny plump blackberries with blurry green vines in the background.

ALT A big red bowl mounded with shiny plump blackberries with blurry green vines in the background.

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