Reader, I ate his heart in the marketplace. she|her
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Dear #Bridgerton Creators: Thank you for letting Polly Walker EAT ALL THOSE SCENES UP and EARN THE OFFER OF A DAMEHOOD, this season. 🫡
A quick #Bridgerton scene rewrite—
Colin: “A novel? You’ve never been one for silly romances.”
Mr. Henry Tilney:
I actually feel really sad that The Body Shop is closing. I wasn't a regular customer, but an old friend is; and going there for some new little soaps/lotions was such a treat for her when she has a lot to struggle with in her life. It's going to leave an empty space, for her.
Whenever a Round Table vote is descending into horrific chaos for the Faithful, mute it and play ABBA's 'Mamma Mia' over the entire scene, instead.
You're welcome.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitorsCanada #TheTraitorsNZ #TheTraitorsAU #TheTraitorsUncloaked
It’s fine to be a little Pollyanna, actually, okay? Do you know how HARD it is to actually give the majority of your focus purely to what is good, without reserve or kneejerk cynicism? I struggle every day to open my heart to positive possibilities.
Feels a bit odd to be starting fresh on a new social media app but anyway I’m on bluesky now! OtherPens handle remained unspoken for. :)
I thought I wasn't a person who enjoyed watching reality TV...but then they invented 'Celebrities Dramatically Committing Emotional Crimes Against Each Other For Money While Cosplaying Agatha Christie Novels' and it turns out THAT is my niche. youtu.be/iwCCPWdNC9U?si=DqSU…
Oh. So they just cast a 35 year-old to play Josephine, who was eight years older than her husband, who is played by a 49 year-old man. And they had been going to cast a 30 year-old. I see.
RIDLEY. RIDLEY SCOTT COME HERE. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN--WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH? BAD. YUCKY. SPIT IT OUT RIGHT NOW!
You CAN set an alarm on your phone to remind you that your hot drink will have cooled down enough to enjoy by now.
I *just realized* I could do this, and it's not weird. Don't live any more of your life NOT doing this! Winter is upon us! You have less time than you think! ☕🍵🫖