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hate this guy
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You’ve got to be kidding me. Girl you need your ass beat .
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Omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" now I can finally pursue my passions.
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me as a cuttlefish annoying my cuttlefish wife with my classic spinning around bit
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At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
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andy burnham I have just come
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i love that the change of seasons doesn’t arrive all at once. it slowly finds its way into everything
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you can call me trashy or lowbrow but there is something sublime about eating with your parents at a shitty chain restaurant
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bedroom of a 26 year old woman
quarto de uma mulher de 22 anos
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BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace." As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.
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Getting my free Nando’s
CATCH A GEM 💎
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Easy FREE Nando's? (You must enter by 4pm!) - If Harry Kane score today, you get a FREE Green Reward 🐔 Harry Kane has scored in 2 out of 3 world cup games this world cup (Plus the 8/8 qualifiers) You must fill out the form here by 4pm > nandos.co.uk/blog/extra-hot-… You can also grab an orange reward if you predict that 4+ Goals will be scored Or a Red Reward if England win 2-1
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One of Starmers biggest failings was his eratic use of the weather machine
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Let me be the first to call upon Andy Burnham to resign as Prime Minister.
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no context memes
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Insane psychological warfare, 10/10
Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.
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I’m in disbelief… still desperate to think this is part of an elaborate prank. That seems like something he’d do, right? The truth is, no matter how desperate I am to not believe it, my friend Oliver has passed away. Oliver was such a unique soul, he had an ability that was unmatched by anyone else I know; to make friends in all corners of the world. Sincere friendship too, not just internet friendships of convenience. He was one of the funniest people I’ve ever known. His style of self-deprecation was universal. Every media appearance he’s ever done was hilarious, refreshing and unique in a way that only he could bring. He was a true artist, in every sense of the word. Everything he brought into the world, he brought with his true self. Every time he would come on our show, it would involve weeks of lengthy conversations of planning and brainstorming. Ordinary was never an option. It had to be the best possible appearance. And it always was.  Music and film were his true passions. He produced every music video, every song with every ounce of his soul. He spent every dime to bring his vision to life. He had no use for money beyond what it could do to improve his art. He used to laugh about how he annoyed his label because he was always hitting them up for cash advances for his next big project.  His support team was composed of his childhood friends, proof that he was the type of person that was fiercely loyal to those he loved. The type of genuine person that kept the same friends for life. And he was always adding more and more friends along the way. He spent the last year traveling the world. Traveling across every inch. Visiting places I would never dream of going. He wanted to know the world and all its people, all the different types of ways people lived, so he could become an even more profound artist. I could see him evolving, growing, maturing, and the essence of what he collected was clear: love, friendship, art. All the things that transcended borders and time. Last we spoke, he was planning to go to Antarctica.  “I totally get it if you can’t but it will be really special and would mean the world if you came through! Would love to see you both.” That was the last thing he ever said to me. He was having an album release party. We didn’t make it. Everything he touched was better for it. Every person he met was more whole for it. As a person, I’ve lost a dear friend and collaborator. But the real tragedy is that the world lost a true artist, a passionate and gifted story teller, and a radiant light that shined upon so many of us. His light is now extinguished and my life, and the world, is darker for it.  I hope I can be more like Oliver Tree when I grow up. Bon voyage, my friend. See you on the other side. Life goes on and on and on without you.
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Private Eye:
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The bestest of friends
Today is National Best Friends Day.
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