@floatign

she/her, 26 ♡ i hope Ur dreams r amazin 🧸 ♡

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Joined April 2014
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i get that but there’s reasons why she made the decision. it’s her body and her life and it’s her choice
Newton@NewtaantOct 18
Sacrificing your hand because you don't want to stay in the hospital for 2 months is diabolical
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spoons is one of those where you have to separate the art from the artist tbh x
Ginger Tucci@Ginger_TucciOct 17
Do you have companies you just absolutely cannot fucking stand & were it not for people losing their jobs you’d love to fail? I’ll start; Wetherspoons Gail’s fucking bakery Shein
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it’s gonna be a warm feet winter. its all about hot water bottles, fluffy socks and heated blankets
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in my lifetime we will have to pay the BBC TV licence fee to be able to flush the toilet legally
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 15
🚨 NEW: The Government is planning to extend the licence fee to online platforms such as Netflix, Disney+ and Amazon
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skill issue! it’s cheaper, tastier and more fun
diane arbys@milfmaladjustedOct 6
unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.
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feel free to follow my cookign insta for recipes and inspo xoxo instagram.com/p/DeCV-UFoBis/…

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augi 🏳️‍🌈@augikabiOct 8
hate this guy
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fascinating to me how in the uk a sink is used for washing dishes but in the us, they’re used as a bin, to wash up, and to season food
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@WESTCOASTSUMAOct 7
You’ve got to be kidding me. Girl you need your ass beat .
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shazam need to do better marketing because i feel so embarrassed with that shit on my screen
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if i’m having a body shower 6 mins is reasonable. washing my hair however…
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Employee Tears
@EmployeeTearsOct 6
Omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" now I can finally pursue my passions.
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people saying it’s always been like this LITERALLY JUST GOOGLE AVERAGE TEMP FOR OCTOBER
katie/kt ☾*‧₊@junansmileOct 5
Is no one concerned that its still 20°c in October? Like why am i still able to leave the house without a jacket of any kind? Why has it been like this since March?
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why is everyone being SO weird about this. you are ruining a good message!!! i’ve genuinely seen i am jane doe THIRST TRAPS ????
ri@hyevrsOct 5
using the cornell seven sexual assault as a merch idea and then donating ONLY 5% to a womens charity.. oh cherrykitten.. you’re fucked
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respectfully which hospital do you work at so i don’t go there
dhokla🧋@ayyo_whyyyOct 3
chill. i just work here.
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coriander in marry me chicken gtfo
Z_.@17_mountainchoiOct 4
Tell me im not going insane (This is marry me chicken btw)
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it’s genetic. the parents not doing baby talk may well be autistic and not diagnosed lol correlation -/- causation
Tim 🙂⏹️🙂
@MasterTimBlaisOct 2
watch autism turn out to be entirely socially mediated by something stupid like "your parents spoke to you in full sentences instead of baby talk"
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guilty but why’s there so many of the same song
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 1
Holiday music is already racking up over 36M streams a day on Spotify, with the following songs in the lead: 1. “Merry Christmas, Please Don’t Call” by Bleachers   2. “Merry Christmas, i miss you” by Alex Crichton  3. “Snowman” by Sia 4. “Last Christmas” by Wham! 5. “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey
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everything he posts just makes me laugh at this point i can’t take the man seriously
bernoulli_defect
@BernoulliDefectOct 1
A selection of posts by Alan Sugar, the 138th richest person in the UK. In awe.
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thanking my science teacher who taught me this at school because from that day on i decided not to drink coffee
Miilato
@litteralyme0Sep 28
Realizing that caffeine doesn't give you energy it just blocks the signal that says you are tired
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