Joined February 2008
They drew first blood, not me Jerry
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it’s not butter Jerry
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Let me tell you something, Jerry Seinfeld! You don't know what hard times are!
I made this to mock the modern “bald plus beard” look, but god damnit if Costanza doesn’t look great here
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Let me tell you something, Jerry Seinfeld! You don't know what hard times are!
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Yup
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Stamford, CT
Scientists at Stanford University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Joseph, the husband of Mary the Mother of Jesus Christ might have looked.
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This is a @sketchfab 3D rendering of the actor Andre the Giant. The unsupported claim is that the image is from Stanford researchers and represents the Biblical Joseph, husband of Mary. sketchfab.com/3d-models/andr…
Songs that are not "Livin' On A Prayer" for 200 Alex.
Replying to @EvilMopacATX
Inevitable Bon Jovi question (2/12)
Looking at this file from WebKit may change how you think about web browsers 😅 github.com/WebKit/WebKit/blo…
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Franco retweeted
We're heartbroken to tell you that our beloved friend and colleague John Aielli passed shortly before 8 a.m. this morning. He was such a joy to work with, and so important to what KUT and KUTX have become. ❤️We're going to miss you, John!❤️ ow.ly/y0F950K87t7
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Replying to @robertlasagna1
i think the fundamental problem of explaining wittgenstein to americans is americans have no discernment of the nuance of a german calling something a "game" and they just start thinking about baseball and hot dogs
Guitar Smash
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Goose is easy money.
One of the reasons we’re coming to the UK next month. Increased strength helps develop increased confidence. Need to pump these numbers up, Britons.
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🇺🇸🇺🇸Calling all AMERICANS 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Reply with some names of 🇬🇧UK Cities that you ALREADY know, (excluding London) without googling or looking at other answers!! Super interested to see if you know any others?
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What does ‘i’ stand for?
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Real answer is that ‘j’ comes next
Here is a tweet really mixing up cause and effect.
Here are the items really driving up inflation: Car rental 87.7% (y/y change) Used cars 45.2% Gas 45.1% Laundry machines 29.4% Airfare 24.6% Moving 17.3% Hotels 16.9% Furniture 8.6% Bacon 8.4% TVs 7.6% Fruit 7.3% Shoes 6.5% Fresh fish 6.4% New cars 5.3% Milk 5.6% Rent (OER) 2.3%
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