30. Scorpio. pro-ho demisexual. vice president of the comment reading association (CRA). Mizzou Alumna 🐯 IG: _goodkarma

San Junipero
Joined September 2011
Replying to @thegreatjazzz
April 2017 compared to November 2018. 265 vs 165 🙌🏽
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dedicating my Scorpio Season to becoming even more passionate, more intense, more lusty, and more unavailable.
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sometimes I have to remind myself that there is someone out there for which wanting me and being with me is as natural as wanting a meal or a drink of water...& I don't need to entertain a love that comes with excuses and wavering and silly complications.
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She’s smart. Everybody doesn’t need to come into your home nor do they need to know where you lay your head.
If she got her own apartment but you can't ever stop by, what do that mean?
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A solo trip is for me to gtf away from everybody, the last thing I’m thinking about is sleeping with someone else lol what
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like WFH gives you so much of your time back man. The hours spent getting ready and commuting go back in your pocket and you’re allowed a bit more freedom to run errands or do chores if it’s a slower work day which means less to do on weekends as well
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Y’all do not like yourselves. That’s why everybody gotta come back to the office, you can’t go eat lunch or the movies alone, and your SO can’t go anywhere without you. You’re a loser and you know it, but you’ve decided to make it everyone else’s problem
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Unpopular opinion, but I don’t think you should go on #LoveIsBlind if you know your family holds tribal prejudices and you’re not prepared to challenge them. I find it quite unfair to put someone in a position where they might have to fight to be accepted into your family.
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A world where people retain individuality outside of their partner.
Lmao in what world would it be normal to be in relationship and go on vacation without your significant other? Is everybody okay
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doing things alone and not waiting for other people to do it with me
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bc if it’s really that deep, why are you calling me and not the lady?
I hate a nigga that’s fake traumatized. There is nothing wrong wit u, u just a fuckin loser.😂😂😂😂😂😂
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"He said im his baby, I told him abort it" MEGAN 😭😭😭😭 #TINATUESDAY
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im not a “work from anywhere” kinda girl. tht laptop is staying home and im enjoying my vacation. im not working from the beach
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That beat switch to Sock It 2 Me🔥🔥🔥🔥 Cardi DID that! @MissyElliott get inhere sis!
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All flats is propaganda. The drumstick is actually easier to eat.
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I think for my birthday this year I’m going to rent out a karaoke bar and invite everyone and then I will perform for a full hour and nobody else is allowed to sing.
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STALKING MY PAGE BITCH PROLLY WANNA SCISSORRRRR
Megan thee stallion has so many funny bars. Just heard “ho u a copy of me, u a doodle” and burst out laughing
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Thinking you gone teach me a lesson is exactly how you gonna learn one
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I have to get meaner soon. People keep assuming I like them more than I actually do
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I hate how unserious blocking has become. Bc I truly mean never contact me again #orelse
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The median net worth of Black American households declining by 25% from $49,100 in 2022 to $36,800 in 2025. White, Hispanic, and Asian Americans all experienced increases in their net worth (Figure 1), Black households have fallen even further behind.
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