I think for my birthday this year I’m going to rent out a karaoke bar and invite everyone and then I will perform for a full hour and nobody else is allowed to sing.

Boyfriend Chase appreciation post!

Hate to be pedantic but the train platform on the right is largely unchanged from the days of the original Penn Station. The infrastructure on top was all demolished, & it is a loss. But even in the original Penn Station you would’ve walked down the stairs to that same platform.

Just went to a taping of Watch What Happens Live & @Andy came out to take questions & mine was if he was Team Kelly or Team Art of Play & the guy after me asked why Kevin Spacey hasn’t been on the show bc the allegations were “unproven.” Two different kinds of people, I suppose.

The only acceptable post after a gay breakup is a selfie next to a large body of water during the sunset with the caption “really needed this.”

I think blaming Russian bots on *everything* feels good because it gives America an easy out and an even easier path forward; but the reality is that we have a population that’s too uneducated to spot foreign propaganda and local billionaires who know how to exploit that.

Kelly Clarkson is at my house with a gun and she won’t leave until I sell her my dog.

The first Suicide Squad is bar none one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. So godawful it can’t even be viewed through a campy lens. The sequel, however, is one of the best superhero movies of all time.

It just took 10 soup dumplings, cold chili oil noodles, General Tso’s chicken, a medium original Froyo with cookie dough, chocolate chips, and shredded coconut and half a glass of water to figure out I was just thirsty.

I think I’ve finally blocked & muted enough people that when a certain sect of Leftists inevitably come out in support of Tucker Carlson’s almost certain Presidential run, my timeline will entirely be gay guys uplifting Tinashe & lesbian body builders teaching me sapphic history.

I used to bartend at a straight nightclub that hosted an annual Pride party and the day after our GM was crying because “they trusted us to keep them safe and we found so many empty vials of GHB in the bathroom” and I had to explain to him that the gays were taking it on purpose.

I love telling people traumatizing lore about myself that full explains why I am the what I am and then ending the harrowing story with “but I don’t think it impacted me” and walking away.

Maybe I’m too woke but idk I feel bad for Susan Dell like all these comments on her appearance feel mean spirited.

Love ignoring discourse and posting a shirtless pic instead.

Hi. I am back bc I missed the discourse of gay people and also queer people. I have decided that being back is ok as long as I don’t engage with the discourse I don’t miss, like from people who have mildly annoying takes or think slurs are clever. Thank you.