Manager in the cloud ☁️, husband, father, runner 🏃🏼♂️, kayaker 🛶, Scout leader. All my own words, obviously.
Englefield Green
Joined January 2011
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Paul Ferguson retweeted
My 6 year old daughter, all year:
"Can we go to Pizza Express?"
"Can we go to Pizza Express?"
"Can we go to Pizza Express?"
After we go to Pizza Express:
"That wasn't Pizza Express"
Me: "Err...?"
Her: "It was just a restaurant. I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A TRAIN"
Paul Ferguson retweeted
1) A thread of Roman treasure, wartime intrigue, secrets, lies and obsession.
21st June 1946 – Mr Sydney Ford walks into his local Suffolk police station a troubled man. He has a confession to make. The Sergeant sits Ford down with a pot of tea and asks him to tell his story...
Paul Ferguson retweeted
Nothing like a big tech conference to remind you what men in tech think about the rest of us.
Them: “You’re in client services?”
Me: “Not exactly.”
Other them: “You don’t seem that technical.”
Me: “I wrote the whole damn session.”
Paul Ferguson retweeted
Are you getting ready for Monday? Parents, please don't worry if your child is anxious. Stay calm and reassure them. We're here to support if you need it.
Paul Ferguson retweeted
Spread the love to friends & family this Valentine's Day! Show how much you care with a gift of delicious food & drink from the Peak District, with gift bags starting from just £8.99. Last orders midnight Tuesday for courier deliveries throughout the UK.
#peakdistrict #valentine
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In October last year, @DC_Protts came back to work in North Surrey CID.
She had stage 4 bowel cancer, and knew her life expectancy was limited, but wanted to spend her days making a difference to other people.
#cancercop #bowelcancer @ColostomyUK @bowelcanceruk
#Thread
ALT Quote from DC Alex Protts: Some will think I'm nuts for wanting to be at work, but it brings me joy! Surrey Police has been my 'home' & family since 2004. Even after all this time, I think policing is the best job in the world, and I want to do as much as I can in the time that I have.
Paul Ferguson retweeted
Our Yr 6 pupils have written letters to potential future employers to persuade them that they have the right skills for their dream job.
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'Strangest ever' London Marathon is virtual hit with 43,000 runners theguardian.com/sport/2020/o…
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Track your progress. Relive the event. Make a real change.
To take part in #The40thRace, you need download the Official Virgin Money @LondonMarathon App. Be a part of #ThisRunLondon, and download here:
@AppStore: apps.apple.com/us/app/id1225…
@Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d…
Paul Ferguson retweeted
Lots of comments on the great Diana Rigg have mentioned Avengers or GoT but I loved her in Detectorists, playing the mother to her real life daughter, Rachel Stirling.
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📢 We're delighted to announce our intention for parkrun events to return in England by the end of October.
Read more from parkrun CEO Nick Pearson 📝
👉 parkrun.me/43huz
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UP FOR THE CHALLENGE?
⚡️General Entries are set to sell out within the next 7-10 days!
Sign up now to guarantee your place to the 2021 Bath Half before we go to Ballot ⬇️
bathhalf.co.uk/how-to-enter/…
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*What* will it take for us to refuse to accept these unjust killings of black people? How many people must die, how many generations must endure, how much eyewitness video is required? What else do we need? We need better than what we're getting from courts and political leaders.
Paul Ferguson retweeted
My Learn Python on AWS workshop has gone live at lnkd.in/gKrPGdq
No coding experience is required to complete this workshop, there is no assumed knowledge and it is step-by-step. #Python #PythonProgramming #LearnToCode #Python3
Paul Ferguson retweeted
Still open with more home delivery slots to Peak District, parts of Sheffield/Chesterfield. Removed all home delivery fees. Courier deliveries also still available (fees apply). Rigorous processes to keep our staff safe. If you know anyone who this helps please share this post.
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The 2020 Virgin Money London Marathon has been postponed and is now scheduled to take place on Sunday 4 October 2020.
Full statement: bit.ly/VMLMVCV2020
#LondonMarathon
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Due to COVID-19, all TCP applications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.
Paul Ferguson retweeted
When I was like 14, me and a few mates would “wag” French class and hide out in the soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on for a few weeks when one day we discovered a “trap door” beneath the carpet tiled floor under the drum kit. We of course opened the trap door..
