Manager in the cloud ☁️, husband, father, runner 🏃🏼♂️, kayaker 🛶, Scout leader. All my own words, obviously.
Englefield Green
Joined January 2011
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A proper AWS legend. Happy birthday Heitor! – at Old Windsor, South East
.@heitor_lessa Looking forward to a joint birthday party in Dublin with this guy on Thursday! The wonderful Heitor was at our first meetup way back in 2013...and he really hasn't stopped building since!
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Happy to report that @shammonddallas did a frankly sensational job at the @woodfestival.
You are absolutely 100% welcome, Vicki. The best and hardest-working head a school could hope for. 🩰 – at South East, England
I didn't expect to be here tonight! What a wonderful way to spend the evening. Huge thanks to @fergup for making my week!
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Thank you @RoyalOperaHouse for an amazing night at Rusalka. Please thank Blandina your amazing usher for her help.
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My 6 year old daughter, all year:
"Can we go to Pizza Express?"
"Can we go to Pizza Express?"
"Can we go to Pizza Express?"
After we go to Pizza Express:
"That wasn't Pizza Express"
Me: "Err...?"
Her: "It was just a restaurant. I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A TRAIN"
Thanks for having us @BeaversPrimary! Special thanks to Anisha and Barbara. Looking forward to the return fixture. – at City of London, London
Great match with @BeaversPrimary on Tuesday. Thanks to them for hosting our players and to @fergup for coaching them and taking them.
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1) A thread of Roman treasure, wartime intrigue, secrets, lies and obsession.
21st June 1946 – Mr Sydney Ford walks into his local Suffolk police station a troubled man. He has a confession to make. The Sergeant sits Ford down with a pot of tea and asks him to tell his story...
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Nothing like a big tech conference to remind you what men in tech think about the rest of us.
Them: “You’re in client services?”
Me: “Not exactly.”
Other them: “You don’t seem that technical.”
Me: “I wrote the whole damn session.”
My son’s tarantula looked like it was ready to moult yesterday so I set up a phone next to it with the camera on timelapse mode and this happened… #tarantulas #spiders
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Are you getting ready for Monday? Parents, please don't worry if your child is anxious. Stay calm and reassure them. We're here to support if you need it.
Thank you @StJudesHead for letting us put all this rubbish from the bushes into your recycling bin! @RunnymedeBC - you might want to send someone to tidy up the remaining shocking mess behind St Jude’s in Englefield Green.
Hi @RunnymedeBC - this pile of rubbish is still there. We took another three bags away today in just 15 minutes and there’s A LOT still there.
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Spread the love to friends & family this Valentine's Day! Show how much you care with a gift of delicious food & drink from the Peak District, with gift bags starting from just £8.99. Last orders midnight Tuesday for courier deliveries throughout the UK.
#peakdistrict #valentine
Five more bags of rubbish from the same bush today abs still loads left. @RunnymedeBeat - we might’ve found an old breathalyser of yours 😲
Thank you @StJudesHead for letting us put all this rubbish from the bushes into your recycling bin! @RunnymedeBC - you might want to send someone to tidy up the remaining shocking mess behind St Jude’s in Englefield Green.
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In October last year, @DC_Protts came back to work in North Surrey CID.
She had stage 4 bowel cancer, and knew her life expectancy was limited, but wanted to spend her days making a difference to other people.
#cancercop #bowelcancer @ColostomyUK @bowelcanceruk
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ALT Quote from DC Alex Protts: Some will think I'm nuts for wanting to be at work, but it brings me joy! Surrey Police has been my 'home' & family since 2004. Even after all this time, I think policing is the best job in the world, and I want to do as much as I can in the time that I have.
This is excellent.
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