A man like any other, only more so. Lawyer by trade. Semi-retired.

Joined December 2023
"The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of Conservatives is to prevent mistakes from being corrected." - G.K. Chesterton
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Perhaps there are reasons of style policy involved, but reading New York Times coverage of Dr. El-Sayed, and remembering Times 2016 coverage of renowned brain surgeon Ben Carson makes you wonder: Did Carson ever get an MD?
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Reminder that when AP math teacher Jaime Escalante showed an ability to actually reliably teach math to his students, as depicted by Edward James Olmos in “Stand And Deliver”, his colleagues and his union drummed him out of his school and the profession for making them look bad
Most California kids can't read well or do basic math, damning new test scores show trib.al/DBrESMx
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Funny personal story I have about the late GOAT Mike Ditka... When I was a toddler, my parents and I were on a flight and #MikeDitka happened to be on the flight a few years after the 1985 superbowl win. My mom passed him in the aisle and I waved to him, and he said to my mom, "She's a beautiful little girl!" My mom said, "Oh just wait..." In front of DA Coach she says, "Faran, who is the President of the United States?" ... I go, "Mike Ditka!" 20 years later when I danced for his team "The Chicago Rush," I met him at his Ditka's Steakhouse in downtown Chicago. Upon meeting him, I go, "I actually met you when I was about 3 years old on a plane with my parents." He goes, "Wait, you're not the little girl who said I was the President of the United States, are you?" I told him, "Indeed I am." He gave me the biggest hug and said, "I don't think you realize, I told everyone in my family that happened... I have been telling that story for decades! What a full circle moment that now you dance for the team!" Rest in power Coach! You are and always will be a legend.
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If Monique thought the Dodgers were still in Brooklyn, what did she think the “LA” on her cap stood for?
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Replying to @C_3C_3 @mrddmia
From 1952 to 1988, California voted for the GOP presidential candidate in 9 of 10 elections, and never since. What changed? Reagan’s 1986 amnesty. In 1994, 60% of California voters approved Prop 187 to cut benefits to illegals. It was struck down by the federal courts. That was California’s last gasp.
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We don’t often think about the passage of time when we’re living in the moment. While today marks the 61st anniversary of I Dream of Jeannie, 61 years into the future was the furthest thought from my mind on that frigid day in December of 1964. That was when we filmed the pilot on the beach at Point Dume! When you’re filming on location, you don’t think about anything other than work. After all, daylight is changing, shadows are moving, wind is blowing. We were there to get the shots and get the job done on schedule. Between hitting our marks and getting the shots, the biggest memory that stands out that day is that it was so horribly cold! There I was in a harem costume on the beach in December, shivering! It was so cold my lips were blue! I look back now, at that day, and I truly cannot quite express how amazing it is to me that 61 years later, Jeannie is still with me. I had no idea what was starting on that beach, or how it would find a home in the hearts of so many, for so many years. I also had no expectation that Jeannie, a delightful mythological, classic entity, would still be here! But she is, just over my shoulder, watching over everything! I think of those magical 5 years of my life, where every day was an adventure. Between Larry and Billy and Hayden, and the whole crew, we never knew what would happen! Even with a script in hand, you could never predict everything. From our hilarious guest stars, to being locked in a safe and playing the wonderfully mischievous naughty twin sister… I’ve said it many times and I mean it every time; I Dream of Jeannie was often more fun than work. Here’s to 61 years of magic! To all the laughter, all the joy, all the silliness and adventures that remain with me in my heart today. Here’s to you, the fans! Your love, dedication and fascination with the show keeps the magic alive. I cannot thank you enough for the love you’ve shown me and for the memories you’ve helped keep bright. Happy Anniversary Jeannie, still bringing laughs, granting wishes and reminding me of what a joy it was. -Barbara Eden
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Two days ago, GPT-6 Astra broke a yet unsolved German Army Enigma message from 1941. Amazingly Astra was able to autonomously: - Search historical archives - Compare uncertain letters - Find contextual clues - Build an Enigma simulator - Write cryptanalysis code - Run parallel experiments - Test competing keys - Recover the plaintext - Cross-check the results 1/n
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I’m excited to see Phoebe Cates’ name on the poster. It seems like she hasn’t been in anything in 25 years.
Gremlins 3 is officially happening. November 2027. Chris Columbus directing, practical puppets (no CGI), Spielberg producing. Quick refresher for anyone under 30: don't get them wet, don't feed them after midnight, and never, ever expose them to bright light. We've had 40 years to remember these rules. Some of you are still going to get it wrong. (Mockup poster concept below to hold us over until the official marketing drops!) 👇
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Trump actually got rid of that moronic Biden regulation disallowing non ACA insurance for more than 3 months a year so just ignore these people Here’s unsubsidized insurance for myself and THREE children 4 and under
$26,000 a year for healthcare? What?
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My mom told me, “People hate Donald Trump… why waste your time drawing him?” 💔 Maybe she’s right. Maybe nobody will like it. Maybe this post will get 0 retweets and no attention. 😭 But I still wanted to create this sketch because art is how I express myself. ✏️❤️ What do you honestly think of my Donald Trump sketch? Rate it 1–10. Custom Order Details in Bio
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This is one of the most famous paintings in the world, and almost no one knows the haunting story of the woman lying in the water... This is Ophelia, by John Everett Millais, finished in 1852. The scene is from Hamlet, the young woman who loses her mind after the man she loves kills her father, and drowns in a stream while singing and gathering flowers. Millais caught the instant before she goes under, hands open, lips still parted in song, her gown pulling her down. In the play, her death is almost a throwaway. It happens offstage, and the queen simply reports it afterward: "There is a willow grows aslant a brook... When down her weedy trophies and herself fell in the weeping brook." A few more lines, and the story moves on. Millais took that half-second and spent the better part of a year on it. Every flower in the water is real, painted with the obsessive botanical precision the Pre-Raphaelites were famous for, and almost every one carries a hidden meaning. The pansies floating on her dress stood for love in vain. The violets around her neck meant faithfulness. The daisy near her hand, innocence. The weeping willow leaning over her was the old symbol of forsaken love. And bright against her gown, one red poppy: the flower of sleep and death, which Shakespeare never mentioned, and which Millais added himself. He built the whole tragedy into the foliage, in a language his Victorian viewers could read like text, and which we drift right past today. To get the water right, Millais did something extraordinary: he painted the river first, outdoors, on the banks of a stream in Surrey, sitting there for five months, recording every leaf and reed. Then, through the following winter, he painted the girl. Her name was Elizabeth Siddal. She was twenty-two, discovered working in a hat shop, and she would become the great tragic figure of this whole story. To pose as the drowning Ophelia, Siddal lay for hours in a bathtub of water in Millais’s studio, wearing an antique silver gown he had bought for the purpose. It was winter, so he set oil lamps beneath the tub to keep the water warm. One day, absorbed in his work, Millais did not notice that the lamps had gone out. Siddal, the perfect model, said nothing and did not move, and lay there in the freezing water until the session ended. She caught a severe cold that turned to pneumonia. She recovered, but never fully, and she never posed for Millais again. And here is the detail that turns this painting into something almost unbearable to look at: ten years later Elizabeth Siddal died of an overdose of laudanum, the opium drug that Victorians took by the spoonful. She was thirty-two. Look again at that single red poppy Millais slipped into the picture, the flower that has always meant both sleep and death, and that opium is made from. He painted a beautiful young woman playing a girl who drowns. He could not have known he was also depicting her fate. Some paintings do not stay inside their frames...
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I miss those boomboxes that took like 24D batteries.
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Herbert Hoover is the only President to outlive his entire Cabinet. He had the longest post-presidency (31+ years) until Jimmy Carter (43+ years).
Since Abraham Lincoln’s assassination in 1865, every President has been alive at the same time as Herbert Hoover. @AjitPai @StevenJDuffield
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Watch till the end. You’re welcome!
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Now that I’ve been off TV for a while, I thought I could walk anonymously through a mall. It worked at first, but then someone yelled, “Hey, it’s Pat Sajak!” Then I was surrounded by people. “How are you?” “We miss you!” It was a bit of a circus. I’m almost sorry I yelled.
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A double-header today at @thenewdigest , with a new piece from @Vermeullarmine on Trump v. Cook, and me with what I'm sure will not be controversial at all: Trump v. Barbara and the End of Originalism. Link below
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But Trump would only be 330 years old then
America won't last another 250 years based on the 'current administration': MS NOW guest trib.al/f6pDtQq
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Went to vote today for the California primaries The guy next to me called over an election worker because his ballot didn't include the LA mayoral race The worker checked and told him it was because his registered address was in Malibu, which is outside the City of LA The guy then asked if he could provide another address To my surprise, the answer was yes So he gave the worker an LA address, they voided his previous ballot, issued a new one, and suddenly he was able to vote for the mayor of LA How is voter ID not mandatory in all 50 states?
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