Welcome aboard the most incompetent inadequate series of endless grinding disappointments that is southeastern trains. #fucksoutheastern
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I’ve just seen something really suspicious and unusual, it’s a bastard Southeastern train that’s reportedly running on time, am I supposed to report this? #fucksoutheastern
Less traffic stress, more dogshit bastard train delay stress. I often look like this when travelling with southeastern, only difference is my hand is there because I'm rubbing my fucking temples from the crippling stress.
#shiteverday #fuckyourtimetables
New song for all the SE commuters. Might blare this out at Charing Cross Station. Who wants the full version? . #shiteveryday #fuckyourtimetable
Why on earth would they close a busy platform exit during staffed fucking hours? This platform is already extremely busy and this will make things immensely worse
Another monumental fucking dogshit decision by southeastern. Fuck you and eat shit
#shiteveryday #fucksoutheastern
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Don't do it bastard. Don't be sorry, Just don't fucking do it. #fucksoutheastern
What a patronising bunch of absolute bastards. You just couldn't make this fucking shite up. I think they owe everyone a fucking apology #stevewhitetoresign #fuckyourtimetable #shiteveryday
My way? What like on time? Without cancellation or delay? Well why didn't you say!
Fuck you and eat shit. Nothing more than a poorly coordinated mess
#shiteveryday #fuckyourtimetable #stevewhitetoresign
Is it any surprise why Southeastern can't run a fucking timetable when they don't even know how many months there are in a year. "18 months to a year" - on their website
#fuckyourtimetable #shiteveryday
What you read here ladies and gents is the literacy equivalent of wanking.
They are confident in the new timetable; but they shut their eyes to reality and have all the confidence of ignorance
Please see how far you can shove your own head up your arse. Regards
Every customer
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@Se_Railway you OK, babe? You've hardly touched your new timetable!
Fare evasion? In that case should we call you competent in service evasion because you fail to fucking provide one #stevewhitetoresign #fuckyourtimetable #fucksoutheastern
If the wheels ain't turning, I ain't earning. #fuckyourtimetable
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Last month @Se_Railway & the Govt imposed service cuts arguing they’d deliver improved punctuality. We now see daily overcrowding, excessive delays & cancellations. We understand these are the number of trains on time per hour last Wednesday. How is this a more punctual service?
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Following the chaos on @Se_Railway over the last few days, I’m in touch with a journalist who is asking for evidence of the chaos. In particular, pictures, videos & details of your delays/overcrowding etc - my dm’s are open - please RT for anyone using #southeastern
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I have written to @SteveWhiteRail inviting him to another scrutiny panel following countless reports of delays and cancellations since the December timetable changes. Have the cuts affected you? Please let me know below 👇
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My thoughts? I think if I had a choice between eating my own arms and travelling on a Southeastern train, let's just say I'd be no good in a Mexican wave. Its a collosal fucking mess. They are nothing more than a poorly coordinated mess run by a bunch of blundering imbeciles.
Fuck your fucking timetable. Delays all week but don't worry we will give out free hand sanitiser and tote bags to cheer everyone up 🖕
#shiteveryday
