Looks like that salary raise is definitely not coming for your social media team. But since you’re working so hard, perhaps you can get your bosses to answer one simple question: If the RSS is supposedly the world’s largest social organisation, why is it so allergic to registration, financial disclosure and public accountability? What exactly is the problem with telling people who funds you, how much money you collect, where it comes from and where it goes? Transparency shouldn’t terrify an organisation that claims to be serving the nation for 100 years. And before prescribing shakhas, gau raksha, “culture” and nationalism to everyone else, perhaps BJP leaders can begin at home. Send your own children to shakhas every morning. Let them wear the RSS uniform, drink Gaumutra and become gau rakshaks and practise everything you so enthusiastically preach to other people’s children. As for the BJP social-media warriors posting about me every single day, I have only one question: Has the rate finally gone up from ₹2 a post or are you still working overtime without an appraisal? PS: maybe you can ask 1 litre Gaumutra instead of a raise.