Joined April 2018
150 entries into Pocket Cup Q for 666.7x return, or 150 into the Milly for 266.67x return? We know the answer ofc, and while this lineup would’ve cleared first in the milly by 12, shouts to @ETRGolf, @cmain7, @wahoowaaa, @SkyHookDFS, @jqkingDFS, @adamlevitan, @mckinleyslade
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First process thought I must examine: How did we go Detry here over Lucas Herbert? What a call on Herbert by @SkyHookDFS, chuffed to be there for the Top 10 placement. What a tournament from 🦊🇳🇿, as well
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That level in Super Mario 3 where the sun is trying to kill you is just every day now.
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Thomas Pynchon is the greatest writer of all time
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If you could greenlight one music biopic tomorrow, who are you choosing?
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A sports newsroom is critical to media literacy because it’s a practice ground without readers necessarily knowing that’s the case. Losing journalists who’d serve that purpose is a pretty big blow to people’s ability to think critically (which is probably the point, long term).
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Minnesota had Darald lol and lee him go
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Jacques Derrida Approaches The Gravitron
Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.
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Nomo will throw out the first pitch tonight before game 3. Please we only ask for one thing
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Underrated life advice: Be easy to deal with. Kind when others aren’t. Calm when things go sideways. Reliable under pressure. Intelligence alone is overrated. Be someone who lightens the load for folks around them. People value people who make their lives easier.
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Cringe is just the tax you pay for putting yourself in the arena
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You can’t call a guy Jazz and then be surprised when he does something incomprehensible
Jazz Chisholm gets caught sleeping on a pop up to second and the Marlins turn the double play
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i once worked as a live-in nanny for 3 small kids in hawaii. the parents were burnt out and didn’t really like parenting. they had 2 nannies covering 7am-8pm 7 days a week. the dad worked a few hours a day and the mom didn’t work. years later i saw the dad had started a blog about parenting and financial independence. in the blog he said that self-employment was important to him bc it allowed him to spend all of his time with his kids. he said that in over a decade of parenting, he’d never so much as hired a babysitter for his kids. anyway, there’s a good chance ppl trying to sell you some lifestyle thing are lying thru their teeth.
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Jordan Spieth on Scottie Scheffler: "Nikola Jokic is the only guy I can think of that's a superstar that's equally unassuming in any sport in the modern era, and I'm happy if anybody else can find another example, but it's very rare."
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There is only one correct way to assemble a hot dog.
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Work doesn't come up when you're trying to remember who made up the Detroit Tigers rotation in 2003.
Men are funny because you can ask one what his best friend does for work and he’ll be like “I don’t know” meanwhile they’ve known each other for 20 years and talk every day
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the united states is the only developed nation without universal healthcare and today we did something no developed nation has ever done before: we moved further away from universal coverage
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