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Joined September 2013
Remember when Rihanna
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if y = mx + b then y = tf am i always tired.
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some of you need to wake up and choose silence
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For anyone saying "but she had a knife" let me remind you.
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Yeah
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“I’m a Christian woman of gawd.” Then came the cuffs 😂😂
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Happy 420. Free all the Black people incarcerated on non-violent marijuana charges✨
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Good morning – at Chicago, IL
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it could all be so simple
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Apparently 12 years of tuition free public schools isn’t socialism, but if you dare suggest 4 more years you’re part of a radical communist plot.
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Women have been deprived of pockets for so long that they’ve evolved to this level of grip strength
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u just HAD to be there
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If you’re mad about the J&J vaccine wait until you hear about Birth Control
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the Legally Blonde outro of “Warner graduated without honors, without a girlfriend and without any job offers” is what made me a feminist send tweet
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Girl bye. Should have been sentenced to death
NEW: Pearl Fernandez, the Palmdale mother who was convicted of torturing and murdering her 8-year-old son, Gabriel Fernandez, has filed a petition to have her murder conviction vacated and be resentenced under CA PC. 1170.95. She is currently serving life without parole. @FOXLA
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Rip DMX 🤍
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It’s Friday and y’all better do the bare minimum at work today...luv y’all 😘
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3 years ago I almost slipped into a coma and died. I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. I paid $684 for my first 30-day supply of insulin. Some pay $1000+ a month. Many die without it. Today I introduced legislation to cap the price of insulin at $50 a month. #txlege
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