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Mayonnaise 𓆏

@faajithecat

stunningly lucky at everything

Joined December 2024
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✞ TOMB@deathstranded17h
parents suddenly being chill when ur an adult makes my blood fucking boil like. you could have been normal but only chose to do so when i was less vulnerable. how convenient for you ill tear you apart from your asshole up bro
nini (@dazaislelftleg) profile picturenini@dazaislelftlegOct 27
and now i’m the angry daughter
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Mayonnaise 𓆏@faajithecat31 Mar 2025
you kind of have to be a pervert to be a good eater (advertisement)
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When I dj it takes me like 5- 10 minutes to come. And I wish I could go again but my clit has a refractory period of 12-24 hours.
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Rhoda Etta@rhoda_ettaOct 27
No ❤️
E me ka🩺 (@Emeka3345) profile pictureE me ka🩺@Emeka3345Oct 27
From house officer and med student to consultant and doctor in training 🥹
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Juli ⚢@rockyfemmeOct 27
block me if you agree
ghostly anne of cleves (@mollywidstrom) profile pictureghostly anne of cleves@mollywidstromOct 24
ok so men are people
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Orheva@candyneccklaceOct 28
Me to me
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🫦@odetttttteeOct 27
your empathy for men is ruining your life
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ghostly anne of cleves (@mollywidstrom) profile pictureghostly anne of cleves@mollywidstromOct 24
ok so men are people
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♀@revelfemmeOct 27
allegedly
ghostly anne of cleves (@mollywidstrom) profile pictureghostly anne of cleves@mollywidstromOct 24
ok so men are people
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Dr. APK
@LordkyrilOct 27
They'll come for you, but you're not wrong The intelligence gap was really too much. You, the olodo, who couldn't explain a concept he claims to know, and her who was willing and open to learning something new
𝒫𝒶𝓁𝓈𝓀𝒾⛷️ (@praisepal_) profile picture𝒫𝒶𝓁𝓈𝓀𝒾⛷️
@praisepal_Oct 27
the intelligence gap between us was too much 💔
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Gideon.
@black_boi__Oct 28
Maybe it does bother me sometimes that I don't exactly know who I am. But then, when I consider that we are constantly evolving, my lack of identity becomes a little less bothersome. I think should find solace in just being. And that in itself is okay.
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zellie@zellieimaniOct 26
This is truth.
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currently at 181/700 so far!! pls boost & donate! pls help me keep my home 🥹🙏🏾✨ thank you to everyone who donated & shared! 🥹💗
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Zuffy
@strawhatzuffyOct 26
THE MOST LORE ACCURATE LUFFY FAN ANIMATION EVER
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aliyyah✨@adunniisOct 26
pleasing you pleases me, and it better be vice versa.
el (@americanoangell) profile pictureel@americanoangellOct 25
getting horny from making someone else horny is so much fun
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bruh tailoring your resume for every single job application is actually a fulltime job on its own omg 😭 im so sick of this shit.
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emilia@probmoldOct 24
should i (26F) freak out
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ChelsB✨@xbluesea14Oct 26
Mind you, the people dragging it are equally guilty of her “offence” — social commentary.
ego oyinbo (@audlibra) profile pictureego oyinbo@audlibraOct 26
i had no clue all of you felt this way about political baby. omo.
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rosie ♡@rositoxinOct 26
honestly just shows how drugs don't correlate to morality bc addiction doesn't pick and choose
pbr (@Rockybalbonga1) profile picturepbr@Rockybalbonga1Oct 26
You really can just do things I guess
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venus ♱@mournluneOct 27
“behave” great now i’m wet
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