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stunningly lucky at everything

Joined December 2024
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you kind of have to be a pervert to be a good eater (advertisement)
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When I dj it takes me like 5- 10 minutes to come. And I wish I could go again but my clit has a refractory period of 12-24 hours.
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No ❀️
From house officer and med student to consultant and doctor in training πŸ₯Ή
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block me if you agree
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Me to me
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your empathy for men is ruining your life
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And everyday women are expecting men to see them as people but many many of them do not.
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allegedly
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They'll come for you, but you're not wrong The intelligence gap was really too much. You, the olodo, who couldn't explain a concept he claims to know, and her who was willing and open to learning something new
the intelligence gap between us was too much πŸ’”
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Maybe it does bother me sometimes that I don't exactly know who I am. But then, when I consider that we are constantly evolving, my lack of identity becomes a little less bothersome. I think should find solace in just being. And that in itself is okay.
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Love when I start getting all in my head about a situation and then I’m immediately and violently reminded why I walked out of said situation in the first place
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I’m closer to 30 than I am to 20. affliction will not rise again 🫩
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This is truth.
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Lmfao thanks for your service
You probably have it. Babies have it. Majority of people have it. Look up the prevalence
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currently at 181/700 so far!! pls boost & donate! pls help me keep my home πŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸΎβœ¨ thank you to everyone who donated & shared! πŸ₯ΉπŸ’—
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Oh no please don’t make me learn my lessons the hard way (having very difficult, conflicting conversations)
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THE MOST LORE ACCURATE LUFFY FAN ANIMATION EVER
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pleasing you pleases me, and it better be vice versa.
getting horny from making someone else horny is so much fun
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