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SDSU student ☀ Exchange from England ☔ All views/ opinions are hilarious

San Diego, CA
Joined November 2011
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When I say 'Stephane Sessegnon', I like to put on an exaggerated French accent. Rolls off the tongue.
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Easy money he’d shoot better than his age. Happy Birthday AP.
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I was proper late to the fresh meat party this program is so funny
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"Then I told him, join Man United you won't regret it"
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If Di Maria signs, United will have spent £244m on nine players since Ferguson said of Hazard in 2012: "He's a good player, but £34m?"
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2/2 & I really don't like the idea of a driver allowing a deliberate incident. Things like that can have huge consequences & perhaps should.
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1/2 If Nico Rosberg really did admit to not avoiding hitting Lewis, and I have no reason to doubt LH, it makes me think again about Monaco..
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You'll never be this cool
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The general consensus on Twitter seems to be that Callum Chambers is a future England captain who is shite.
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Amazing feeling to make my #EPL debut for @WBAFCofficial ⚽️
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McManaman: 'Senderos had a fantastic World Cup' He came on as a sub in one game and Switzerland conceded five goals.
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"@monkeysheed: @StanCollymore ... Favourite Away ground Stan?"> West Bromwich." EVERY F****** time ".
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In case you missed it earlier...
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Why have they recked sky sports news
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Let me write this clearly so those with an irony deficiency understand. It isn't the end of the world if your A level grades are a bit shit.
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,@WBAFCofficial sign #worldcup stars Jason Davidson and Cristian Gamboa bbc.in/1oopM9x
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The UN's uselessness as an international organisation is laughable. They're incapable of actually exerting any influence.
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Great PR stunt from @Pringles ... It's football boot made out of thousands of empty cans of Pringles #WorldCup2014
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Former England all-rounder Andrew Flintoff comes out of retirement to rejoin Lancashire for the Twenty20 Blast.
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So lumping all the money in my account with Barca looking down and out has proved pretty productive.