@MatthewStanger
 United Kingdom
Joined January 2010
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Still trying to figure out where McLoughlin was looking on the first goal
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Third game in a row where having no bench has cost us - changed the game vs QPR - couldn’t find a winner vs Lincoln - no chance of an equaliser today We were unlucky in some respects on Deadline Day but total negligence to let us have this weak a squad
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Arsenal’s attacking upgrade is the equivalent of taking the batteries out of the TV remote and rubbing them in your hands to get it working again
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Can’t remember a player making as many good decisions on their debut as Tzolis last night. He was absolutely unreal. Also fair play to the lad sitting next to us who slept through the whole second half 😂
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We are so back
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The collar on this being off centre has thrown my entire day off
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What on earth is Jurgen Klopp up to now
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This will be the signing of the season at this price
John Percy
@JPercyTelegraphJul 21
#nffc hope to complete signing of Sporting centre-back Ousmane Diomande during the training camp in Portugal. Fee of around £30m with talks progressing, Diomande seen as a perfect fit for Glasner system. Xaver Schlager flying out on Weds to do his medical telegraph.co.uk/football/202…

Nottingham Forest launch £30m bid for Ousmane Diomande

Oliver Glasner wants Sporting centre-back as part of plans to play a back-three with club also set to sign Austria midfielder Xaver Schlager

telegraph.co.uk
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“It was Miss Piggy and Kermit… and then Bieber played a terrible acoustic song… Ronaldo was driving Madonna about…”
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Imagine knowing nothing about football and being told that this isn’t even the most annoying Argentine to play for Chelsea
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The Americans have nothing on what the Euro 2028 half time show will look like
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Imagine being a footballer playing the biggest game of your life and having to keep stretching in the dressing room for half an hour because this is happening
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When I know I’ve made a least 3 majors and 17 minors on my driving test but I still have to drive back to the test centre
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Under-16s remembering what it was like to be able to scroll social media
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Matthew Stanger retweeted
Daniel Storey
@danielstorey85Jul 16
Thomas Tuchel was appointed for that last 30 minutes. We were told that it would be different from the knockout king and we got tactical cowardice. And if he really has no regrets, he can leave now. Column from Atlanta 🔽 inews.co.uk/sport/football/t…

Thomas Tuchel deserves to be sacked for his cowardice

I will be haunted by the last half hour of England's World Cup semi-final for years

inews.co.uk
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Went to the 2014 WC in Brazil to cover England. Picked up a virus that completely floored me. Staggering into the press box at the Costa Rica game, I got taken to a medical room & stuck on a drip. Watched the whole 0-0 draw on a 20” TV lying on a bed in the bowels of the stadium
Eugene@eugeneh84Jul 13
What's been your most comically bad viewing experience watching an England game? In 2018 we watched a game in a place under a trainline and the tv cut out every time a train went over
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Gonna ask my barber for ‘the Tuchel’
Jenni Wu@callmeuschiJul 14
Are Brits ok
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We need tonies boxes for grown men who just want to hear their Corinthian figures tell stories about the Premier League glory years
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There are people that go on LinkedIn immediately after England games to share their professional opinion
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