A podcast about a Brooklyn demon and her BFF. Written by @toomuchnick and @timx13, starring @flyingtoast and @sarahjesaustell, edit and design by @levisharpe.

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Joined December 2016
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biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets
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why do they call it a severe anxiety attack and not a satanic panic
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Whispering prayers in strange accents, hoping to vocally match an unsupported Unicode character and crash the android priest
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Minotaur.
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abuelas will drop the supernatural on you like it’s nothing. they’ll be like “yes here’s my new oven here’s my cat here’s the doll whose hair I cut because it grows like a real person’s”
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“Adventure? Pah! I’ve no use for such frivolities. Now, if you’ve come to discuss the Tome of Naxos, that’d be different!”
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The Unexpected #143 (1973)
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Me: "Oh no, it's Scream!" Ghostface: "It's actually Ghostface." Me: {Being stabbed} "Scream, stop!"
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Hot Stuff, The Little Devil #85 (1968)
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DOUBLE FEATURE CHALLENGE!!! I'm pairing a 19 Nocturne Boulevard ep with another show, inviting people to listen & see if you agree they go together! 19 Noc - FORCE MAJEURE 19nocturneboulevard.net/all_… & ROOMMATE FROM HELL @evilsitcom roommatefromhell.rip/
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Me? No I don’t have kids, I don’t have the time what with my – at Chicago, IL
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Mood
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Your unlock pattern is a sigil which summons a demon who uses his satanic intellect to crack the phone's otherwise impenetrable encryption
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👏 don’t 👏 call 👏 it 👏 spooky 👏 season 👏 if 👏 you 👏 aren’t 👏 a 👏sasquatch 👏 godzilla 👏 king 👏 kong 👏 lochness👏 goblin 👏 ghoul 👏 or 👏 zombie 👏 with 👏 no 👏 conscience
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A boy at school tells me I’m looking like a snack. I plead with him to take it back, but it is too late. My teachers huddle around me with a bloodthirsty look in their eyes. “D I D Y O U B R I N G E N O U G H T O S H A R E”
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You let me violate you You let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you The Addams Family
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book of genesis with "the absolute madman" appended to every sentence about god
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“Bawdy badges and the Black Death : late medieval apotropaic devices against the spread of the plague” by Sandra Alvarez medievalists.net/2013/01/baw…
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Walking down the street chortling at the latest @evilsitcom: “Maybe we shouldn’t have cursed him bald, though.” “I was ripping off a bandaid, I did him a favor!”
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