Senior Beamline Scientist. Scatters X-rays at small angles #pewpew Likes MOFs and porous materials

Oxfordshire
Joined September 2010
So, you're a lap cat now, eh Honey?
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I think there's a tribble on the arm of my sofa.
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The cat who doesn't do laps, kinda forgot who she was for a minute.
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When you started the job to be financially stable and now you are mentally unstable
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Contender for the best tweet of 2026.
Ukraine is moving Russian data to the cloud.
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incredible how cats can detect the softest most sensitive organs in a human body for the sole purpose of standing on them with the weight of the sun concentrated into tiny kitty paws
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Please. My cat. I think it's broken...
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Did Tesla manage to make something that looks like a production car kickflip over a bunch of other Tesla vehicles? Probably yes. Will you be able to buy a Tesla Roadster that can do this? Hahahaha hahahaha! Fuck no! Never in a million years...
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PT Barnum would be proud of the Muskrat. So many suckers...
Hate to dox myself a bit but have worked on just about every fighter jet the US has. I have seen some impressive technology over my career but this is a whole other level. I have so many questions and need to know how this works. How much edge compute is needed to make this happen? My first thought is dual processor + 1TB ram. That way it can handle the fuckquintillion process per second. There was zero correction it nailed it 100%.
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Someone needs to teach this cat how to wash behind her ears... Icky cat!
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To pet the belly, or not to pet the belly... Would you risk it?
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"Hi dad, how was your day?" "Pretty annoying actually, Honey. People at work were being dense." "Ah, shit! That sucks... Still, I'm here, and I'm cute."
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Well, yes. They refused to perform work they were contracted to do. As such, their employer was not obligated to pay them. Have you ever covered a strike before?
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