Bungled and botched; lumpenprole; opsimath and eremite. So it goes.

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Joined August 2008
Gavin Cowell retweeted
“I’ll declare an interest, I’m the honorary vice president of Hayes and Yeading United and we were looking forward to playing Man City” @johnmcdonnellMP says it would be best for Andy Burnham ‘to stay out’ of the ongoing battle between Man City and the Premier League #Peston
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oh my Lord, I love this. I love this. I love this.
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ANNOUNCEMENT We are now launching the Rising Stars Mini League which is OPEN FOR ALL our followers. If you would like to join the league, all you need to do is - Follow us ✅ Retweet this post ✅ and we will DM the league code to you :) #FPL #FPLCommunity #MiniLeague
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Liam Gallagher
@liamgallagherJul 15
England won’t win a WC until we get street wise and that goes for the mangers it’s all got too technical let the kids run wild
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY INDY 🤠 To celebrate everyone's favourite explorer, we're giving away: 💎️ x10 Indiana Jones and The Great Circle steelbooks 🌎 x1 Indiana Jones and The Great Circle Collector's Edition For your chance to win follow @XBOXUK and repost this post Winners will be chosen on Friday 3rd of July
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A nice moment during ITV's World Cup coverage, with Hayes & Yeading FC getting a mention as Michael Olise’s first club! Great to see the club recognised on such a big stage. #ForwardTogether #YouAyes
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We're celebrating one whole month of Forza Horizon 6 🥹🌸 To say thank you, we're giving away 5 @ForzaHorizon 6 XBOX controller and headset bundles For your chance to win: 💚 Follow @XBOXUK 🔄 Repost this post Winners will be chosen on Monday the 22nd June
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Great weather if you enjoy sweating like a cunt
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Come Together.
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NOT ONE of these #Manosphere saddos has ever gone down the pub and had a pint. None of them have ever successfully flipped a beer mat and caught it. None of them have ever got the fruity to pay-out This alone disqualifies them from talking about masculinity. Fucking soft lads…
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Mr Blobby returns home following his arrest.
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“The Beatles are bad actually” people hearing ‘I Want You (She’s So Heavy)’ for the first time
i love putting Beatles/solo Beatles songs on the queue for people who “hate the Beatles” and watching the look on their face when they go “this is sick. who is this?”
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During the singalong bit at the end of Hey Jude, anyone that comes in too early with Paul McCartney's "Ju-Judy Judy-Judy-Judy-Judy-OW" should be executed immediately with the minimum of fuss.
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Six and half years and still nothing has topped this. The flick of the hair does me in. I need to find the original video.
Look at this guy smash his own nuts by crossing his legs.
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how many people did amanda get falsely locked up during her career #thetraitors
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This is the year Britain turns the corner.
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I for one am absolutely ASTONISHED that privatising our public services in order to make shareholders rich didn't result in better, cheaper, more efficient public services.
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The Station Nightclub fire happened in 2003. No smartphones. No Instagram. 100 people still died because they stood watching the flames, thinking it was part of the show. I've retrofitted fire safety for some of the largest property portfolios in the UK post-grenfell. You are confusing stupidity with biology, physics, and catastrophic design failures. Here is the actual science of what you are watching: 1. When the music keeps playing and staff don't panic, the human brain overrides flight instincts to fit the threat into a normal context. This is called normalcy bias. These kids froze to process conflicting social cues, not to post for likes. They were likely already filming. They were also likely drunk. 2. We explicitly design buildings to account for this hesitation (pre-movement time). Fire safety codes assume people will wait before running. In a compliant building, you can assume up to a minute or two before egress commences. Sprinklers and detection systems are designed specifically to buy that time. 3. The reason the time buffer didn't exist here is the material. That ceiling is polyurethane foam. It doesn't burn linearly; it hits flashover (1,100°F) in under 90 seconds. It's essentially solid gasoline. The room would have exploded for all intents and purposes. Way before anyone could reasonably evacuate. 4. We calculate exit widths based on how many people can physically pass through a door per minute (flow rate) versus how fast a fire spreads. With foam fires, the available safe egress time drops to almost zero. Even if they had reacted instantly, the crowd density would have choked the exits before the room cleared. 5. In any normal building fire, especially one that starts off small, you expect a responsible adult to put it out, or sprinklers to do the same. When there's a pan fire in a restaurant, you don't run out in case the entire building suddenly explodes. No reasonable person should have expected this unless they were the owner and knew how the building was designed. Those poor teenagers likely passed out from smoke inhalation soon after this video. If they didn't, they would have been caught in a catastrophic explosion as they crammed into the single tiny exit. They didn't die because of Instagram. They died because the physics of the fire moved faster than human bodies can physically squeeze through a door, and a catastrophic disregard of safe design principles meant they never stood a chance.
Hans Mahncke
@HansMahnckeJan 2
This clip truly epitomizes the age of Instagram stupidity, where the urge to record stuff is now powerful enough to override instincts programmed into humans since the dawn of time. xitter.cf/userilsyzhzhej/status/…
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