Bungled and botched; lumpenprole; opsimath and eremite. So it goes.

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Joined August 2008
Don't sweat the small stuff and n'all that but Radio 2 just played the first half of Comfortably Numb then cut away, after the first solo, to another song like nothing happened. I mean what the... who even does... what is even HAPPENING anymore
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All you gotta do now Christian is finally show up and that statue they've been waiting to build is yours. #brewers
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“I’ll declare an interest, I’m the honorary vice president of Hayes and Yeading United and we were looking forward to playing Man City” @johnmcdonnellMP says it would be best for Andy Burnham ‘to stay out’ of the ongoing battle between Man City and the Premier League #Peston
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oh my Lord, I love this. I love this. I love this.
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ANNOUNCEMENT We are now launching the Rising Stars Mini League which is OPEN FOR ALL our followers. If you would like to join the league, all you need to do is - Follow us ✅ Retweet this post ✅ and we will DM the league code to you :) #FPL #FPLCommunity #MiniLeague
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England won’t win a WC until we get street wise and that goes for the mangers it’s all got too technical let the kids run wild
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Frida Kahlo! Carlos Santana! Guillermo del Toro! Speedy Gonzales! Your boys took an el of a beating!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY INDY 🤠 To celebrate everyone's favourite explorer, we're giving away: 💎️ x10 Indiana Jones and The Great Circle steelbooks 🌎 x1 Indiana Jones and The Great Circle Collector's Edition For your chance to win follow @XBOXUK and repost this post Winners will be chosen on Friday 3rd of July
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A nice moment during ITV's World Cup coverage, with Hayes & Yeading FC getting a mention as Michael Olise’s first club! Great to see the club recognised on such a big stage. #ForwardTogether #YouAyes
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We're celebrating one whole month of Forza Horizon 6 🥹🌸 To say thank you, we're giving away 5 @ForzaHorizon 6 XBOX controller and headset bundles For your chance to win: 💚 Follow @XBOXUK 🔄 Repost this post Winners will be chosen on Monday the 22nd June
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Great weather if you enjoy sweating like a cunt
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Come Together.
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Ironic the fella from Kasabian dressing like a cow on #SNLUK when that song was pony.
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Ruislip has been completely abandoned by @MayorofLondon. It's a dreadful shame that bus services have been hacked and smashed to the outer boroughs to make capacity for inner city services. Even when buses do turn up they are curtailed far short of their destination.
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A new night bus is little comfort - it'ill surely turn around at Wembley each night - and the bells-&-whistles connection to the airport rarely makes it beyond Hillingdon. With little to look forward to other than endlessly standing at bus stops, feeling like a chump, I'm out.
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Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
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Full time and it ends in defeat. Hayes and Yeading 1 - 3 Ascot
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