Stock markets thoughts at a 5th grader lingo 🇺🇸

Joined April 2025
The optimal monetization sequence follows three execution phases. Phase 1 (Months 3–6) focuses on exiting speculative relief rallies in high-burn names (⁠LCID⁠, ⁠TE⁠) to eliminate solvency drag.
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When I was Muslim, I was told a woman’s laughter is a sexual invitation and must be controlled (based on Quran 33:32). Imagine being so pathetic you silence women’s laughter and call it purity. That’s why I left this so called religion of peace.
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White House ready
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Just an observation: $SNDK is sitting right on the all important 200dma. Its peers $STX $WDC sliced below right through their’s, never gave a bounce try or anything at all. Big spot. Also keep in mind earnings Thursday.
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Elon is giga bullish on memory $DRAM $MU $SNDK $SKHY
Replying to @zephyr_z9
Silly analysis. Robot RAM needs will exceed everything else on Earth, as you need the robots to be on physical substates in order to shape atoms. Super intelligence needs will vastly exceed that, but ~100% of SI will be deep space compute. Obviously.
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i hope no one is surprised that this is how it works disrupt status quo == piss the world off piss the world off == investigation piss half of the world off == "investigation" investigation == crime crime == prison QED
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If it wasn’t for the natural born citizen clause, the first celebrity Republican president wouldn’t have been Trump, but Arnold Schwarzenegger. A charismatic bodybuilder who loves immigration and Milton Friedman. We would’ve colonized the solar system by now.
JUST IN: New "Elon 2028" committee pushes to change the Constitution so Musk can run for president
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An unaffiliated Super PAC named Elon 2028 was registered with the FEC in mid-October 2026. Its website states it seeks to amend the Constitution so Musk can run for president and is linked to a memecoin; there is no Musk affiliation or awareness. fec.gov/data/committee… elon2028.vote san.com/cc/elon-musk-f…
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kinda insane things might bounce straight back to oct 6 highs and you're still playing it safe do you even want generational wealth?
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JD Vance's in-laws' names are Radhakrishna Chilukuri and Lakshmi Chilukuri. I wonder if he tells them this stuff, too. To their faces. Or does he just save it for white MAGA rallies? Truly a racist pathetic embarrassment of a son-in-law to his brown Indian immigrant in-laws.
VANCE on 9/11: I remember driving to a local gas station to wait hours in line for gasoline that was now of course more expensive because of a region of the world made up of countries and names that I cannot even pronounce
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wife just looked through my camera roll no girls just 100s of robinhood screenshots somehow worse
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“Started a war with Iran that we are not only losing but which also destroyed the economy” Wtf is this nigger even talking about?
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Elon marked the bottom?
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Elon might hate neoclouds but he seems to love memory 😂 “Robot RAM needs will exceed everything else on Earth.” $MU $SNDK $SKHY
Replying to @zephyr_z9
Silly analysis. Robot RAM needs will exceed everything else on Earth, as you need the robots to be on physical substates in order to shape atoms. Super intelligence needs will vastly exceed that, but ~100% of SI will be deep space compute. Obviously.
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when your stocks go down: - this is bullshit - hedge fund manipulation - damn you korea / trump / kxu - market doesnt make any sense when your stocks go up: - as expected - fundamentals finally matter - my patience is paying off - i deserve this
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Doesn’t matter, GIGABOUNCE IS COMING this winter
As someone with a portfolio of energized land assets here is what I am seeing: 1. Neoclouds are disorganized and poorly capitalized. Some are definitely better than others however. 2. Hyperscalers are intractable, bureaucratic organizations that take 3 months to do an NDA and want 18mo escrow periods. We built our portfolio by competing against these terms because of our speed and simplicity. The more future assets orgs like ours win, the bigger the problem for the hyperscalers downstream (see 3). 3. There are delays in the existing pipeline that will catch people off guard in 2027. Hyperacalers will (obviously) react by focusing on their own internal compute needs over any third party. If the third party is a model company, they will tell them to go through their model router where they will also take a non-trivial vig. Them telling Ant they have no compute for them (rumored in Ant’s S-1) if true is a huge tell that this is already happening. All of this is to say that it does look like there will be a lot of partially stranded compute and compute sitting in inventory in 2027 than is currently forecasted. This is bought and paid for but effectively underearning (below total cost of capital) or collecting dust. We see this as true for everyone - model companies, hyperscalers, neoclouds except ONE (you can guess which one). This dislocation will benefit two kinds of orgs: the non-bureaucratic big scalers who can build industrial scale quickly and the nimble, well capitalized players feeding them. 2027 will be a turbulent year because it will clear out a bunch of wrong/bad bets. It will also be a consolidation year for a few.
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🇺🇸 The Muslim F*ckboy Handbook... #SexualDisciplineMatters Credit: Instagram/my.muslim.story
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$NBIS bought more at 152$. If we go lower I ll take on margin to full port.
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Blackstone President has said that investors do not need to fear that the boom in AI will turn into a bubble.
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In the end, Brazil really did teach the United States a lesson. They jailed the fascist, and then they defeated his political heir.
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Muslims have killed more than 600 million non-Muslims since 622. But if you point this out, they’ll say it’s Islamophobia.
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GIGABOUNCE
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN RETAIL BUYS THE DIP WHILE HEDGE FUNDS GET LIQUIDATED, RIGHT?
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