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Some ideas will never leave the drawing board because the Force is *not* with attorneys.
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psa: don't ruin the thanksgiving meal by bringing up contemporary politics. ruin the meal by arguing about where Gondor was when the Westfold fell
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The sandwich’s feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the sandwich. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
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They say some people smell toast right before they have a stroke, which is a nice little treat in an uncertain time.
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The real tax is society forcing otherwise productive people to pay attention to politics.
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Drums… drums… in the deep
Pa rum pum pum pum
A shadow moves in the dark
Pa rum pum pum pum
We cannot get out
Pa rum pum pum pun
They are coming
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
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"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds!"
"Sir, this is the Butterball Turkey Hotline."
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Oops… I may have waited too long to start cooking the Thanksgiving turkey with a magnifying glass.
















