Illustrator. Designer. Iconographer. Listener. Pal.

Third Dimension
Joined April 2007
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Some ideas will never leave the drawing board because the Force is *not* with attorneys.
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No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
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psa: don't ruin the thanksgiving meal by bringing up contemporary politics. ruin the meal by arguing about where Gondor was when the Westfold fell
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The sandwich’s feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the sandwich. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
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They say some people smell toast right before they have a stroke, which is a nice little treat in an uncertain time.
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The real tax is society forcing otherwise productive people to pay attention to politics.
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Fine. You're not invited
I think Kiribati just gave up when it came time to name cities.
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Drums… drums… in the deep Pa rum pum pum pum A shadow moves in the dark Pa rum pum pum pum We cannot get out Pa rum pum pum pun They are coming Pa rum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum
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when you realize you've been scrolling the "For You" tab the whole time
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"FREEBIRD!" but gobbled by one turkey among a sea of thousands.
Mad Max: Too-Dry Turkey
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THE AUDUBON SOCIETY HATES HIM Kid Easily Draws Turkey With This 1 Weird Trick
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"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds!" "Sir, this is the Butterball Turkey Hotline."
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Oops… I may have waited too long to start cooking the Thanksgiving turkey with a magnifying glass.
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You're Complicit to Turkey Murder By Celebrating Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown
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Wishing you safe travels.
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As God is my witness, I thought a flying turkey NFT would sell.
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We Can't Baste Ourselves with Juices of the Future Until We Fatten the Turkey of the Thanksgiving of Our Minds is as good a TED Talk as any.
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