Illustrator. Designer. Iconographer. Listener. Pal.

Third Dimension
Joined April 2007
BELIEVE NOTHING
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The weather is finally getting colder. Lock me up.
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I'd rather be...
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The Lavazza coffee commercial starring Steve Carell, John Krasinki, and……. a robot (?) is the absolute worst episode of The Office ever.
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It’s a weird time in the world… I never know whether someone wants a handshake or a fist bump. And I am typically, awkwardly incorrect.
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Love the billionaire sinner, hate the flying car sin. Wait... I'm not sure I got that right.
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NOT TODAY, SATAN
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Imagine, if you can, that that's me on the left. On the right is the career path I dedicated my life to.
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That feeling when... close enough.
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EARTH IS PROTECTED. Or at least Mexico is.
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Since his name comes second, the Lizard Wizard is obviously in service to King Gizzard. But with a name like "Lizard Wizard", it's safe to assume he'll eventually grasp for power, so keep your head on a swivel, Your Majesty.
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"Your shoemakers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think whether they should."
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Sharing some recent art––with zero context––because I do that so infrequently these days...
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Life was simpler. pies were bigger, and universes were not multi.
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I think I am correct that this seemingly innocent gesture is actually considered quite rude in the Transylvanian countryside...
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Sometimes, people who create/develop/discover something decide to just give it away, asking nothing in return. They are selfless and beneficent. They should not be confused with people who create nothing but demand that everything (like pop music, Hyundais, Adobe apps) be free.
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That Monday Feeling
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Not all heroes wear capes. But sometimes trench coats.
Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for #SpiderNoir: “Amazon is a very AI-friendly company, to the tune of $50 billion invested in OpenAI,” Cage said at #NYCC. “I am not an AI-friendly actor, so it’s like, connect those dots! I’m not a member of their club. I didn’t sign the waiver to let him use AI on ‘Spider Noir.’ I’m probably not going to be working with that studio again, but that’s okay.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/nic…
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