@errorsimulator

To err is human. but, c’mon. Type 1 error for your Type II Diabetes.

 Brainwashington, DC
Joined January 2022
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Replying to @ymmmayer
An agreement between you and your bank that they put up the cash and you own the housing price appreciation
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Sydney Sweeney is Schrodinger‘s chicken: 10% of America is crazy and sees white meat; the other 90% sees breast.
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Housing demand is a sign of a growing economy. People are living less in multigenerational homes and striking out on their own. Were you thinking that Irish housing stock had decreased?
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Why isn’t this linked to the post to which it replied. Oh well.
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Breaking Away is still good, 45 years later. Watch with family and a plate of linguine and zucchini.
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Pete Hegseth should get a Black power tattoo.
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MyPillow is obviously going to make a pillow printed with that chart, give the first to Trump, and sell them
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Et tu, Bluete?
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Biden waking up today
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Reporters need to be getting everyone on record that there **will** be an election Nov 5 and there will be no “pulling the fire alarm to avoid taking the exam you didn’t study for.” Nov 5. No excuses.
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Rewriting Goldilocks, but she’s a squatter. Sorry, bears.
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What useful thing did Huberman do that they’re running a hit piece that involves totally irrelevant nothing from ex-GFs? We need him to tell us about MEDICINE, not dating advice.
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Am I voting Ozempican or Ozempicrat ?
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That’s ridiculous. We’re 60X Israel.
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The three Ivy Presidents testifying were an Empresses’ New Clothes moment for half the country.
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Black Friday sale on Gaza hostages! Buy 12 Israelis, get 12 Thais free! BOGO. One day only!!!
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baddecisionsimulator retweeted
Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs30 Oct 2023
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Lior Raz’ net worth is going to skyrocket.
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I pushed for the sun to come up this morning.
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nitter.cf/ninaturner/status/1686…
Nina Turner
@ninaturner2 Aug 2023
There was a time that unions pushed for a 5-day, 40-hour work week and people thought it was radical. Now it’s standard. The 4-day, 32-hour work week is not radical, it’s rational. Rest is a human right.
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Replying to @Armaryte @WVUbonanza @akafacehots @MonicaLewinsky @elonmusk @lindayaX
I have my own field that is more needed than this odd little diversion of human thought.
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But you’re having a hard time disambiguating two separate issues: real science such as psychiatry affects .02% ppl with some kind of real gender dysphoria. And a social movement for a huge swath of the country. You stepped into a conversation about the latter but shift goalposts.
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