•Strawberry jams but my Glock don’t•

Texas, USA
Joined October 2016
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IM RAWDOGGING THIS MAJOR DEPRESSION BABY AINT NO PILLS GONNA FIX MEEEE!!
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i miss the internet before AI because you could just randomly come across this image and have zero doubt in your mind that it's a purely human creation
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just got my period so that means i cant masturbate for a week
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watching everyone talk about how quickly the weather cooled down for fall while living in Houston
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Interesting… This is in Houston by the way 😭
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“Your little girlfriend” IM HIS FAT PUSSY WIFE
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repressing your emotions so much that you can’t remember months of your own life
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Jennette McCurdy announces new book ‘Matter Fact Fuck My Granny Too’ coming this spring
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lemme be clear, when i refer to “chat” i will ALWAYS mean twitch chat, why tf would i be taking about chatGPT
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Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!
Over 10,000 cases of tofu have been recalled due to possible contamination with ink.
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When you’re eating salt & vinegar chips and start tasting blood and genuinely enter a flow state
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they will pry this app from my cold dead hands
My auntie ashes just flew in my face I hope dat wasn't her pussy
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Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my whimsy
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“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey what’s up hello
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!
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i will honor dolly, as i always have, by having huge boobs & being kind
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