@errorplen

•Strawberry jams but my Glock don’t•

 Texas, USA
Joined October 2016
  • Tweets8.1K
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  • Followers211
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(The drink) and (the food establishment)
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ@errorplen13 Sep 2025
Sex on the beach with 5 guys >_<
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Satan
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ros@horr0r_whoreOct 11
IM RAWDOGGING THIS MAJOR DEPRESSION BABY AINT NO PILLS GONNA FIX MEEEE!!
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Ani 🇮🇪🇵🇸@AniSky759Oct 8
i miss the internet before AI because you could just randomly come across this image and have zero doubt in your mind that it's a purely human creation
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I woke up, got creampied and now I’m having a lovely Salmon salad for dinner. Today was a great Sunday.
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vanna@gojoizamSep 29
level 1 pussy user
polina⁷🫧
@taeecondaSep 29
just got my period so that means i cant masturbate for a week
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“You’re so mean” yeah because the only place being kind has lead me is crying on my bathroom floor
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kamara ✭ DTKDL@lesbiprec1seSep 23
watching everyone talk about how quickly the weather cooled down for fall while living in Houston
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i like food
@messedupfoodsSep 12
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Interesting… This is in Houston by the way 😭
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Mell ☠︎︎@fleshxbonezzSep 7
“Your little girlfriend” IM HIS FAT PUSSY WIFE
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iman🪽@cocteaaauSep 6
repressing your emotions so much that you can’t remember months of your own life
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Poo Crave
@Poo_CraveSep 1
Jennette McCurdy announces new book ‘Matter Fact Fuck My Granny Too’ coming this spring
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soup🕷️@thrluvSep 1
lemme be clear, when i refer to “chat” i will ALWAYS mean twitch chat, why tf would i be taking about chatGPT
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tess@kimyerismsAug 31
Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!
FactPost
@factpostnewsAug 31
Over 10,000 cases of tofu have been recalled due to possible contamination with ink.
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The worm@wormbuttsexAug 31
When you’re eating salt & vinegar chips and start tasting blood and genuinely enter a flow state
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Mistellaneous@Steebie_KAug 31
they will pry this app from my cold dead hands
L☆VIE ᥫ᭡@thereallovieeeAug 30
My auntie ashes just flew in my face I hope dat wasn't her pussy
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Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my whimsy
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